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DWAYNE ALAZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO

YOU RODENTS BETTER HAVE HALL PASSES!

About Me

I HAVE OVER THE AVERAGE AMOUNT OF BOILS ON MY BODY, I AM ADDICTED TO PORN, I WACK IT AT LEAST FIFTY IF NOT MORE TIMES A DAY... YOU KNOW UNTIL IT GETS A LITTLE CHAFFED AND STARTS TO STING, RANCH DRESSING IS GOOD FOR LUBRICATION, AND I HAVE SO MUCH TARTER ON MY TEETH, I DONT HAVE TO DIP MY FISHSTICKS IN SHIT!!!
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My Interests

my intrests include, building transmissions pREMIErtRANSMISSIOncOLORADo.COM , lezzos raping each other, stach, and getting so pumped playing air guitar to starship i jump on my bed, fly out the window, fall three stories and die.

I'd like to meet:

chuck norris, mickey thomas of starship, and my inner self a Faces of Death

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Music:

STARSHIP, BELIEVER, FAITH NO MORE, BANE, TERROR, CKY, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME, THE EAGLES, DROPKICK MURPHYS, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, AMON AMARTH, TOMAHAWK, BLOODCOW, WESTSIDE CONNECTION, BLUES, EDDIE MONEY, BILLY SQUIRE, LEFTOVER CRACK, POISION THE WELL, ICEPICK, WARZONE, AGNOSTIC FRONT, ROD STEWART, FLEETWOOD MAC, DVDA, MEGADEATH, ATREYU (THE CURSE AND ALBUMS BEFORE THAT ONE), M'NAUGTEN RULE, JACK STEEL'S SOLO ALBUM, 2GETHER, THE CHARIOT, CENTURY, BURY YOUR DEAD, MANFRED MANNS EARTH BAND, 18 VISIONS, ON BROKEN WINGS, BLOODHOUND GANG, PHIL COLLINS MIX, DIRK DIGGLER AND REED ROTHCHILDS SOLO ALBUM, BOSTON HARDCORE, FLEETWOOD MAC, MY ASS, ONLY CRIME, SLUTS, MASTODON, MOST PRECIOUS BLOOD, IT DIES TODAY, DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, ERIK HOLMES CD'S HE BURNS FOR ME THE VAGINA FARMER IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES, BLINK 182, JOURNEY, GOLDEN EARRING, ACCEPT, ASIA, DAMN YANKEES, SKID ROW, WHITESNAKE, MIAMI VICE SOUNDTRACK, THE SCORPIONS, RAD SOUNDTRACK, HEART, BOB SEGER, VIKING FUNERAL-THEY PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL, THURSDAY, ED GEIN, TEAM SLEEP, URBAN COWBOY SOUNDTRACK, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, DWIGHT YOKAM, BLEEDING THROUGLY, DEATH THREAT, ANYTHING WITH AARON KNUCKLES AND SCOTT VOGEL TOGETHER, YOUR MOM AND AUNT, 3+1-1, ELVIS, BOBBY DARIN, 5TH DIMENSION, STARLAND VOCAL BAND, LITTLE RIVER BAND, GWAR, AND THE DICAMILLO SISTERS SHOULD GIVE YOU AN IDEA WHAT I LISTEN TO. MyGen Profile Generator

Movies:

movies include THE DEPARTED LIKE A MUTHA FUCKA, jack steels danger for breakfast(coming soon), goodfellas, life in the fat lane, a bronx tale, family guy seasons, snatch, urban cowboy, AND TOMBSTONE sheep almost heros

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Television:

yes i have three

Books:

huh?

Heroes:

A DOUBLE OF CROWN ROYAL, THE JOHN, ABBA ZABBA, AND BIG BOOGERS

My Blog

starship is the shit. and i need to take a starship and wipe my jefferson

starship this weekend its going to be a blood bath!!!! and a drunken hell.
Posted by DWAYNE ALAZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:29:00 PST

the time is now........ for rock.. what else?

i love the smell of napalm in the morning..... but goddamn my dog has some smelly fucking farts, and i dont like the smell of those in the morning..  ooohhhh.
Posted by DWAYNE ALAZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:44:00 PST

you and me and a bottle makes three tonight

holy schnickies!!! this town needs an enima!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by DWAYNE ALAZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:36:00 PST

CHARLIE

R.I.P.      CHARLIE HENRY............    YOU MIGHT BE GONE BUT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.   CHARLIE PASSED AWAY ON SATURDAY APRIL 1 2006.  WE WILL ...
Posted by DWAYNE ALAZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:11:00 PST

it works

if at first you dont succeed lower your standards...........    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by DWAYNE ALAZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:33:00 PST

my final countdown

come recognize the fury one can do to thine self and the hastefullness i can release on your chest
Posted by DWAYNE ALAZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:36:00 PST

gay!

hey, wait a minutes, IM NOT GAY@
Posted by DWAYNE ALAZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 02:35:00 PST