pure jade thoughts and fire opal dreams/ jasmine touch/ quiet lotus words/ classic red lipstick/ J Alfred Prufrock fate/ paradoxical/ infinitely whimsica/l clever contradictions wrapped in fishnet and stilettos/ Memories of Orchids and Mountain sunsets/ Of Magnolias and Spanish moss dripping/ Bayous and camellias, azaleas in the spring/ Wisteria and gators/ Cowboys who broke my heart/ Playground imaginings/ Longhorns and football games/ Long black dress and art hung/ Snow and a paper Chinese umbrella (to keep out the cold)/ With 2,000 letters you could never know me/ I am a million witty remarks/ High stake bantering/ I am quiet sophistication and artful renderings/ Trendy is fun but in the long run I would rather look and feel classic/ I like being barefoot walking where the waves break on the shore/ I am years of moments and memories/ I am thousands of days of laughter and tears/ I am a gypsy m.o.t who wanders waiting for destiny My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Cutting Edge
((52% dark, 50% spontaneous, 10% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John BelushiThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -Masterpiece
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I live in LA so I had to take this test: If you were a Movie?Anne, if you were a movie, you'd be a Groundbreaking Documentary If you think documentaries are boring, think again. Like your movie match, you're an intelligent individual who makes people think. Documentaries span all sorts of topics, from the trivial to the profound. Perhaps your interests do the same, but one thing's clear — you're a smarty and you like to learn.We'd guess you're the person at the dinner table or the water cooler who stirs up lively debates about the latest news or tidbits from the Discovery Channel. Part of you probably gets a kick out of creating controversy and getting people fired up about their beliefs. Another part probably likes opening people's eyes and sharing your thoughts. And for that, you get two thumbs up for trying to get to the bottom of things and making waves Kind of Movie Are You?
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