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Cheezus (Lives)

About Me

I have often times referred to myself as the "Happiness taker". I tend to be selfish and stubborn without realizing it. I have a wonderfully loving and caring girlfriend, Janice, and she makes me happy beyond all doubt. I have a horrendous need for reading, writing, drawing, painting (at times), playing my guitar, singing, writing songs, playing the drums, listening to music of all sorts, schmokin' the Super-Plant, and talking about general everyday things. I play music in 3 musical bands; THWARTED, EASILY AmUSED, and tHe LitTlE gEOrgIeS. I have an extremely overactive imagination, and it DOES get the best of me at tiems. I have a weird affixation with boxes. I'm the same way with paper, and sketch books. I LOVE paper...Office supplies are cool too. Staplers are fun. I have a really hard time throwing things away.I practically collect trash at Itimes...I wonder what that says about my personality. I hope to someday miraculously be getting paid for what I'm good at.
You Are 84% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You have almost all of the paranoid schizophrenia warning signs...
But you may just think this quiz is out to get you! Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?CLICK HERE!!CLICK HERE!!All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Move 'zig'.

My Interests

The fucking music. Creating something out of nothing. Filling the air with vibrations that weren't there before. Plucking my guitar and seeing what interesting sound comes out of it next. I play a late 60s early 70s model Fender Mustang and believe me, it's prized. If it wasn't for this guitar (which was a gift from my uncle) I think I would have already gone FUCKING CRAZY. Expression is the key to living (& loving) life. Make others see things that you see. Make other hear things that you hear in your head. Art in all it's forms. The art is what I love. Art and artists and just poeple who express themeselves in any way possable, be it music or noise, or paint, or sketch, or blood, or filth, or rotten eggs splatters, poo art, or destroyed object death art (WHat is that?)In loving Memory of the best dog ever, Jake the Dog. Brutally murdered by Malnutrition, Tick Infestation, and Neglect. May He Rest In Peace. 1998-2005This was jake the Dogg. Happy. healthy. Goofy. Not Dead.

I'd like to meet:


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How to make a Cheezus
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
1 part brilliance
1 part ego
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
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Music:

Pixies, Meatpuppets, Nirvana, Radiohead, DJ Shadow, Tool, Acid Bath, The Avalanches, Rage Against the Machine, AC/DC, Marilyn Manson, Smashing Pumpkins, A Perfect Circle, The Offspring, Del the Funky Homosapien, Agents of Oblivion, Bjork, Portishead, Red Snapper, Pharcyde, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Alice in Chains, Mudhoney, The White Stripes, Sonic Youth, Jazz, Classical, Olde Blues, World Music, Lounge Music, obscure recordings and effects, noise, banging, distortion and lots of FEEDBACK,HELP me the Fuck out guys...I need more music that makes me feel complete!

Movies:

Amelie, Fantastic Planet, I Married a Strange Person, Vanilla Sky, Waking Life, 187, American History X, Punch Drunk Love, Igby Goes Down, Trainspotting, La Femme Nikita, The Professional, Basketball Diaries, The Shining, Rules of Attraction, Buffalo '66, Dead Man, SLC Punk, UHF, Just to name a few.


which Goonie are you? quiz by: carrie

Television:


I am Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4When I watch T.V. it's usually [ADULT SWIM]. I'll watch Sealab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force until I die, or it's cancelled. Meatwad is my homeboy. And of course Family Guy, Futurama, InuYasha, the Oblongs, Home Movies, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Harvey Birdman; Attorney at Law, Cartoon Planet, SpaceGhost Coast to Coast, the Brak Show, (& even though it's not on [ADULT SWIM] it should be) Duckman! The Simpsons, DariaNon-Cartoons:SNL, Robot Chicken, Histories Mysteries, Cops, Reno 911, Chappelle's Show, Mad TV, Unsolved Mysteries, My So-Called Life, The Golden Girls, THE SIMPSONS
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
Which Golden Girl Are You? You are innocent, naive and some might say "dumb" but we all know you have a big heart. Just lay off the childhood stories, okay??

Books:

Facts and Fallacies (a readers digest book); An Underground Education; ABC's of the Human Body; SOPHIE'S WORLD; The Book of Knowledge; Old 1950's Encyclopedias & Science Books...(thanks to my Grandparents) Sideways Stories from Wayside School, Wayside School is Falling Down, Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger My SHoulder Hurts

Heroes:

Kurt, Black Francis, Joey Santiago, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Salvador Dali, Frida Khalo, Andy Kaufman, Conan O' Brien, The Usual Gang of Idiots over at Mad, Sophie, Louis Sachar, Jack Skellington, Leslie Nielson, the Guys over at www.bad-candy.com for taking it all for the team, Dead poeple for knowing the truth and laughing at us.
You're Devi! Bad people happen to you more than is
normal. You must live a cursed life.

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My Blog

I hate friend requests...

It's all just robots now or molested looking porn sites, or slut sites, or advertisements for penis pills, all I ever end up doing is marking tham all as Spam or letting them sit there for long enough...
Posted by the Under One on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:22:00 PST

Little Billys BIG adventure!! Pt. 2

Little Billy's BIG adventure!!  Pt. 2As little Billy tried to fall asleep that night, little was gained and his efforts futile.  Try as he might, the strange sounds echoed remotely and it wa...
Posted by the Under One on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:39:00 PST

Little Billy’s BIG adventure!! A short story, Pt. 1

Finally Something NEW by, your loving and caring Under One!Little Billy's BIG adventure!!  A short story, Pt. 1Little Billy sat haphazardly at the edge of the roof of the Monastery, hungerly gazi...
Posted by the Under One on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:10:00 PST

I obtain back issues of the record or read old articles

..> before 9/11 ...
Posted by the Under One on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:41:00 PST

UP and schmokin, hows by you?

...and why can't I create it?  I do belive that I have indeed been overthinking and trying way too hard over something that is as natural to me as carne picada.  Sometimes it seeps from my b...
Posted by the Under One on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:09:00 PST

I still remember when the "Charanga King" danced in the La Posada parades

But his legs were later severed from his body and he dances no more.
Posted by the Under One on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:26:00 PST

The wrong place at the wrong time numero tres

    HOly chingow.  I grow nervous yet the time is counting down.  Two weeks away from moving out of this place and slightly shifting further up the way.  6 blocks up and ...
Posted by the Under One on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

The wrong place at the wrong time numero dos

    Breathing a little easier as one more step has deveolped.  I now have my foot firmly planted on the step.  I have to take it as ot comes, of course, but it has come slight...
Posted by the Under One on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:01:00 PST

The wrong place at the wrong time

Talk about stress.  Who wants that?  Who wants that type of stress?  Oh, don't look at me like I'm angry at anything here, I'm just following through with what this has entailed.  ...
Posted by the Under One on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:29:00 PST

Something my sister wrote that seems to ominate how I feel at this moment

Winds whisper roars through the winter night, spreading mists of rain curling through yellowed streetlight. The cement glistens pale, the wind rushes by, the rain sprays your face, clinging, and you'r...
Posted by the Under One on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:09:00 PST