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Davie Baw

About Me

I'm Davie, im 21 i live in the arsehole of the universe which is kilmarnock. My interests include forming shapes most notibly the baw, which i have acieved on several occasions throughout my illustrius carrer as a burler. I'm also big in tae music and movies, but there is seperate section for that so read that there. Things i hate are neds, you know the real ones not the ones in the mall or in the town. the ones that kick folk to death after they hassle innocent folk and get told to fuck off (the obvious response to that is to stamp on someones head is it not?) People with badly done up motors, why not just buy a guid motor is the first place ya pricks. However the thing I hate the most I people who have ridiculous opinions on things for example: betty, 87 from Dundee has phoned in to points of view to complain about the use of vulgar language during the live 8 concert. Had betty realised that while she was hammering the speed dial button for points of view trying to get through to their no doubt jammed switchboard she could in fact just have change the fuckin channel over to no doubt find a nice Norman wisdom film on. She was quoted as saying “they were using the F word and The C word, nae wonder the countrys’ in the state its’ in!” People with fox hunting, Muslim cartoons, violence and nudity on tv, does it really matter to you, if you don’t like it don’t view, go fox hunting or whatever else will keep you away from whatever it is that is annoying you so much that you will incur several major health problems, you daft cunts, if it doesn’t effect you then why are you taking the big time moral stance. With that out of the way. I'm also big into goin to gigs most often All My Logic with my mates, which is where that baw i mentioned earlier on comes in. I have also been known to favour a cajun chicken crepe at the treehouse in the past and the occasional KFC. I also hate the fact that nights out that i'm on have usually resulted several apologies the next day or the next time i see people mostly women, so if you happen to be on myspace, know me and feel like you are owed an apology then here it is, I'm sorry, i was drunk and it won't happen again. Oh yeah and mon' the killie.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino at the same time would be pretty cool. Slash and most of the hollywaood brat pack when they were all still gettin fucked up at least then i would be garuanteed a guid night and a few birds. Incubus would be pretty cool. Diego Maradonna, Jimmy Page, Kobe Bryant, kate moss (we share some of the same interests) Drew Barrymore and various other celebrity women. There's also a few people i wish i hadn't met but naming and shaming is not for me.

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