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Craig

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About Me

I live in Glasgow "Scotland with style". Sure it is. Take a look out my window at all the stylish citizens...

My Interests

Playing Gershwin tunes badly on my clarinet on balmy summer evenings. The crackle and hiss of my gramophone player as it takes me through my late uncle Richards collection of 78's. Summer mornings in empty city centres. When old friends come home. Taking the day off work, just because it's raining. Autumn afternoons ...and many many more cliches

I'd like to meet:

Judas Iscariot, Charlie Parker, Bill Gates, William Blake, George Burns...

Movies:

Rock 'n' Roll High School, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Tobe Hooper version), Inherit The Wind, Bad Day At Black Rock, Christmas On Walton's Mountain (The Homecoming)...

Television:

Sooo last century. Anything worth watching can now be illegally downloaded.

Heroes:

J'ai deux chats noirs et un chat gris. Leur parfum est de merde et ils passent leur jour criant pour la nourriture. Ils vomissent sur mes vêtements propres et leur fourrure va partout. Ils sont les animaux les plus paresseux au monde. J'aime mes trois chats.

My Blog

Glasgow pics


Posted by Craig on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

i got mugged... by some fucking cunt.

i got mugged right outside my flat, on the very street  that i watch the orange men marching and the fat bare-chestet men smashing up chairs. i never saw that coming! he grabbed my um...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST

Grapefruit Moon

Late summer/autumn is my favourite part of the year and it always starts with a big, fat yellow moon in august...  ...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:12:00 PST