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Beth

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About Me


Well... I'm originally from Southern California. I'm currently residing in Washington after a seven month stay in the beautiful state of Arkansas. I just had my first child this past May.
I don't cry over spilt milk. I eat lizards and small children. I shower every day. Spicy food is great but it's way better after midnight.
I love music and my son, Liam. I firmly believe that cigarettes are revolting. I drink coffee so I can spill it on my shirt from time-to-time and pretend to be a know-it-all because I worked as a barista for too long.
Things that are great:
Being a mother
Hot wings
Beaches, when it's either raining or entirely too cold out.
Snow ball fights in parking lots (even better if you manage to inadvertently set off more than one alarm in the process of using a car as a shield).
"It's a bit odd - how you can buy a lap dance, phone sex or a blowjob in a snap, but can't pay a person a dollar just to sit next to you on a park bench and simply hold your hand?" - Movement of a Hand
.. See my page at the Age Project
"I burn my candle at both ends
it will not last the night,
but oh my foes and oh , my friends!
It sheds a lovely light!" -Edna St. Vincent Millay
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My alter-ego.

I want to meet people who complain about their weight and hate their jobs and throw cigarettes out the window. Please have some taste in music, art or have sense of humor. Someone who wants to go to rodeos, theater performances, and out just wandering. Skydivers. Baby-sitters. Skydiving baby-sitters. People who can spell or know how to use a dictionary.

I want to meet myspace predators and myspace junkies. I want to meet people who don't mind getting deleted off of my friends list if I don't actually know you and people who laugh at other peoples expense. Someone who is clingy and obnoxious and thinks I'm self-absorbed. Someone who makes me laugh. Enjoys watching me be really silly and extremely compassionate all in the same breath. Someone who enjoys getting stories and lame jokes through text messaging.

Additionally, Im not afraid of randoms saying hello but if you start off the conversation with "what's up sizzle tits" I will not talk to you. Also, if you have no picture I probably wont talk to you either. I like my friends with heads and faces. I am loving and compassionate but I'm not afraid to put people in their place. I love running, especially from mountain lions and cars. I like charades but I've recently noticed that deaf couples win every time. I'm starting to think they cheat!!!

My Blog

My Future Husband?

Wooow, just received this little gem in my inbox from some random."Hello baby how is every thing over there i hope you are enjoy you self,i saw your profile and am very happy .baby i like to meet a ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:57:00 GMT

Pellets, patties, and pebbles

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:20:00 GMT

I'm back!

The time has come. I'm finally ready to head back to the state I love so dearly. With everything that's transpired in the past few months and all the soul searching I've been forced to do, I'm extre...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:38:00 GMT

Well..

Out of the many times that I've blogged about Lorin and I being over... I think this very well may be the last. For those of you who don't know, I have moved to California with Liam. I plan to go back...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Liam

He is growing SO FAST! He's already outgrowing 12 month size clothes and is over 17 lbs. His development is progressing nicely as well. The other day he rolled over for the first time, and he's just s...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 05:16:00 GMT

Different Direction

So, life is taking an unexpected turn. Lorin and I are separating, at the very least, temporarily. It's time for me to get my life in order for myself and for my son. It's time for me to find my ident...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:12:00 GMT

More New Stuff

Ok, so I was wrong. We're NOT moving to Seattle. Lorin got a fantastic job offer in San Francisco, so at some point in the next 5 or so months, we're moving to Cali! I'm really happy for Lorin. It's a...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:42:00 GMT

Life as of now...

Life is moving so fast now I can hardly catch a breath. In the course of 9 months I've managed to get pregnant, move across the country, get married, have a baby, and move across the country again. N...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:36:00 GMT

Breastfeeding

is hard!.... that is all
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:43:00 GMT

Just.... AHHHHHHH!

The title pretty much explains it. I'm ready to pull my hair out. This kid is 3 days late, and I feel like he's been in there for years. I'm SO done with hurting. It's excruciating to change position...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:52:00 GMT