One man retro industrial / synth pop spiky stuff, some dick in a bedroom somewhere pretending its still 1984 and Cabaret Voltaire are still bleeding edge.
"His music makes me want to vomit." - Rolling Stone review
"The edge is there, but there is nothing for it to be an edge of, and therefore is immaterial as his music is like unto the void. This man is a nob." - Kerrang review
"I HATE IT. This man should DIE." - Louis Armstrong
"One more shit track like that and I'll nuke the fucker!" - George W Bush
"Actually I thought it was alright. My foot even tapped once." - John Lennon via Derek Acorah
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