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Bill Shakespeare

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About Me

so iv had this myspace thing forever, and i havnt written anything about myself here. my name is bill. if theres anything else youd like to know, just talk to me. peace MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bill
Birthplace: somewhere around here, i really dont know
Current Location: Vernon- where hell meets cow shit
Eye Color: blue-ish
Hair Color: brown, but it likes to be blonde
Height: i dont know
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: some german and irish and polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoes with laces
Your Weakness: when girls talk to me
Your Fears: hospitals, doctors, dying alone and such
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza i can eat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make it out alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey there shnookums
Thoughts First Waking Up: why God? why?!
Your Best Physical Feature: my big feet
Your Bedtime: before the sun goes down
Your Most Missed Memory: when life didnt suck a fat one
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk
Single or Group Dates: havnt been on many so i dont know
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gross
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: mocha frappachino
Do you Smoke: absolutly not
Do you Swear: im a pottymouth
Do you Sing: im the next american idol
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice a day
Have you Been in Love: i love lamp
Do you want to go to College: definatly
Do you want to get Married: oh yeah
Do you belive in yourself: depends on what i guess
Do you get Motion Sickness: no way
Do you think you are Attractive: well i dont think im an ugly peice of shit
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part, my dads cool
Do you like Thunderstorms: i guess
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: most def
In the past month have you Smoked: lalalalala
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hey kids... theres no hope in dope!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i dont think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i dont believe so
In the past month have you been on Stage: i jumped off one into a pit
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: absolutly not, its fucking cold out
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: negative
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHA
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nah
Ever Shoplifted: i think i took some deoderant once by mistake
How do you want to Die: an old western shootout
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i have no idea what i want to do with my life
What country would you most like to Visit: somewhere in europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: having eyes is fine with me
Favourite Hair Color: having hair is good too
Short or Long Hair: for the love of god... not a dyke cut
Height: not minnie me short, or shaq tall
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: any clothes, no clothes is cool too
Number of Drugs I have taken: drugs are bad dude, dont do them
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: i want my ears gauged so i can put chrome spinny rims in them
Number of Tattoos: no tats
Number of things in my Past I Regret: being a pussy

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I'd like to meet:

cool kids.pyroman5652 - talk to me on this if it makes you happy

Music:

im into the whole hardcore/metal thing, pretty much anything thats fucking brutal, breakdowns are pretty cool, i like alot of other stuff too, if i listen to something ill probably like it, unless it sucks alot of dick

Movies:

old school, fight club, full metal jacket, road trip, freddy got fingered, eurotrip, and pretty much anything that makes me chuckle

Television:

headbangers ball, simpsons, south park, FAMILY GUY

Books:

i use them as door stops

Heroes:

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