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Michael

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About Me


Mike is a Giant Ant that was Created by a Radioactive Accident, has a Massively Swollen Skull, is Undead, and fears the Military.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mike!
1. Mike can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, mike and compline.
3. The air around mike is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
4. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat mike, though it may feel uncomfortable.
5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of mike!
6. If you toss mike 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
7. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using mike.
8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat mike'.
9. Ostriches stick their heads in mike not to hide but to look for water.
10. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in mike.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Anyone who is interested in the same sort of stuff or even wildly different stuff.

also gonna use this to network with people i already know and as a space for clearing my head.

Anyone who just fancies a chat about anything i might know something about, or to put me right on things i think i know about!

The guy who came up with opening beer with paper....I know I'm already practicing hard, takes me a couple of goes though.

You Are a Dare Devil
For you, life is one big dare.
And you're all in for any adventure.
Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating.
You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself! How Daring Are You?
You Are Tequilla
When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!
You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...
Even if it tastes like sock sweat!
And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?These are nintendo WII trailers i advise you to buy a nintendo WII or i will come and play knock a door run on your house!if any one can handle it there is also leekspin girl!!!!! http://www.leekspin.com/

My Blog

A hard ten days or so.

Its been a pretty bad week, in a lot of ways.My Grandad died on valentines day, early hours of the morning. He had been ill for some time and was being cared for by his family. Its hard to put into wo...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:00:00 GMT

trying not to work, in the cold

The impact of the Roper, Logan and Tierney model of nursing.It should be interesting, it should be involving, I should be researching it. I'm not.I don't quite know what the problem is but i have no i...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:28:00 GMT

Random thoughts

"What the fu*k do you think you're doing? This is London. We've dealt with your sort before. You don't try and pull this on us. Do you have any idea how many times our city has been attacked? ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 13:29:00 GMT

Halloween Saturday night out

The big halloween night out happened on saturday! it was awesome a night out in Manchester in fancy dress, we drove in to town at about half eight and no one else in almost the whole of Manchester was...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:35:00 GMT

Drunk Again

I've been out on the beer for my works leaving do and then with some people i know from way back, as a result since about half four i've had about eleven pints of guiness! My first week as a student n...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 23:49:00 GMT

Crazy Stuff

Looks like I still don't have time for sleep!I have got five shifts left in work and it has been one hell of a week, The most abusive and aggressive man I work with has had to be transferred to a more...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:07:00 GMT