Hello.
Let me tell you about myself.
Tragically, I was a test-tube baby bred through the incestious relationship between a scientist and his genetically motified lab rat. They both died the day after I was born, tragically, in an arson.
I spent my entire life looking for my calling. From ages 4-11 I was a male postitute living on the streets of moscow, russia.
Ages 12-13 were spent as a comatose due to being shot out of a hgh powered rifle and into the side of a jet airplane. I'm sure you saw the story on the news. I am that kid. Yes, that mole wasn't drawn on, it is real. Some would call it beautiful or exotic, ok?
The rest of my life was a blur, and somehow I ended up as Dana Barker. highschool student. Lime-green neon driver. Best friend of Perry and Melissa. A small town girl with a big town appettite for city ideals.
I have a habit of smiling my ass off at anything that moves.
My car is disgusting and has food wrappers left over from the 70s.
Old People love me.
Other things are cool about me too. But you're too boring to waste my time on you, love. Send me a msg, and I'll send you a billion dollars incased in a jelly fish.
Face it. You think I'm sexy and you would pay money to see me strip.
I don't 'dig' random adds, so if you plan on adding me and making me your 123298222 friend, please feel free to rape any near by garden tool. If you actually plan on talking to me, then I'll be peachy-keen.
.. You scored as Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev. Your a Chav! Chav is a slang term which has been in wide use throughout the United Kingdom since 2004. It refers to a subcultural stereotype of a person with fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery and counterfeit designer clothes, an uneducated, impoverished background, a tendency to congregate around places such as fast-food outlets or other shopping areas, and a culture of antisocial behaviour.
Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev
70%
Emo
45%
Prepy
40%
Rocker, Mosher
40%
Goth
35%
Trendy
10%
Skater
0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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(Yeah that's right, even quizes think I'm a poser.)
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