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am i dead? or just confused

I'm dead.

About Me

Hello.
Let me tell you about myself.
Tragically, I was a test-tube baby bred through the incestious relationship between a scientist and his genetically motified lab rat. They both died the day after I was born, tragically, in an arson.
I spent my entire life looking for my calling. From ages 4-11 I was a male postitute living on the streets of moscow, russia.
Ages 12-13 were spent as a comatose due to being shot out of a hgh powered rifle and into the side of a jet airplane. I'm sure you saw the story on the news. I am that kid. Yes, that mole wasn't drawn on, it is real. Some would call it beautiful or exotic, ok?
The rest of my life was a blur, and somehow I ended up as Dana Barker. highschool student. Lime-green neon driver. Best friend of Perry and Melissa. A small town girl with a big town appettite for city ideals.
I have a habit of smiling my ass off at anything that moves.
My car is disgusting and has food wrappers left over from the 70s.
Old People love me.
Other things are cool about me too. But you're too boring to waste my time on you, love. Send me a msg, and I'll send you a billion dollars incased in a jelly fish.
Face it. You think I'm sexy and you would pay money to see me strip.
I don't 'dig' random adds, so if you plan on adding me and making me your 123298222 friend, please feel free to rape any near by garden tool. If you actually plan on talking to me, then I'll be peachy-keen.
.. You scored as Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev. Your a Chav! Chav is a slang term which has been in wide use throughout the United Kingdom since 2004. It refers to a subcultural stereotype of a person with fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery and counterfeit designer clothes, an uneducated, impoverished background, a tendency to congregate around places such as fast-food outlets or other shopping areas, and a culture of antisocial behaviour.
Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


70%

Emo


45%

Prepy


40%

Rocker, Mosher


40%

Goth


35%

Trendy


10%

Skater


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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(Yeah that's right, even quizes think I'm a poser.)
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[I like cheesie]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't fake. for once.

Music:



radiohead
alexisonfire,
armor for sleep
bright eyes
pretty girls make graves
sunny day real estate
the decemberists
the cure
metric
modest mouse
silverstein
elliott smith
cooper temple clause
rise against
bauhaus
the smiths
rilo kiley
death from above (1979)
the arcade fire
the yeah yeah yeahs
broken spindles
death cab for cutie
iron and wine
the unicorns
the blood brothers
stars
the pixies
walls of jericho
holy fuck!
the islands
the strokes
test icicles
interpol
omg and lyke i almost totally forgot! The torn! lyke so awesome omg!

Movies:



garden state
the breakfast club
return of the living dead
robin hood: men in tights
grease
pretty in pink
saved!
back to the future
attack of the doll people
monty python's
garage days
dazed and confused
shaun of the dead
sixteen candles

Television:



degrassi
the brini maxwell show
oprah
wwe
the family guy
futurama
project runway
undergrads
totally spies

Heroes:



the scary cat lady, or something.

My Blog

eurrooopppeeeannnn sex fiends.

Im in europe. poo. read my euro blog. www.eurodana.blogspot.com
Posted by am i dead? or just confused on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:51:00 PST

don't make that sign near my friend..

..she thinks she's a vampire...HIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS poor kids. Rightous. I havne't used my myspace for ages. since, well ages. I will fix everything by adding all the kids i know who i go to school w...
Posted by am i dead? or just confused on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 02:18:00 PST

stupid quiz thing

General:Name?Dana BarkerBirthdate?June 17, 1988Familey Situation?I live with both my parentsLocation?Boston, OntarioRight Now:Clothes?men's pj bottoms, white tank topMusic?Armor for sleep - my townWhe...
Posted by am i dead? or just confused on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

text msging...

becomes incredibly expensive after a while damn you perry!
Posted by am i dead? or just confused on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

have you ever...

have you ever glanced at yourself in a mirror and for a few brief seconds feel as though you're not actually the same person as the one looking back at you, as though you're just watching a movie, and...
Posted by am i dead? or just confused on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New to myspace

So i just started a myspace acount with the slight push of Melissa. I haven't checked anything out so this better be worth it!I should probally give you the link right here and now to my normal blogDa...
Posted by am i dead? or just confused on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST