A friend of mine asked me, after she saw the Vagina Monologues, if I knew what I would dress my penis as. I didn't have an answer, because basically, it is usually wearing boxer shorts. When I saw the Vagina Monologues, it didn't open that part of the dialogue up at all. I still just assumed it would wear boxer shorts.This part of my body and I don't usually get along. It wants a lot of things I don't really want, finds a lot of shallow, boring people attractive, and always wants me to do a lot of things I am not particularly interested in. I suppose if I were to dress it up as anything, it would be to dress it in a shirt that says "I'm with stupid" and an arrow pointing up.That said, this region has been responsible for a lot of very enjoyable experiences. It isn't usually prone to insight, concern, or any kind of social responsibility, but I guess it does what it's supposed to do pretty well.
