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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Death, in a cutting heads contest, face to skull, guitar to guitar. I'd tune up that V, screw in the whammy bar on that Floyd, turn up them knobs on the Krank head as far as they go and shred the shit out of Death's crackless ass! I would shred so bad that Death would try to copy my licks and would end up dying onstage. I would shred so hard that I would make Death shed tears out of eyless sockets, so loud that I would make Death slap fleshless hands over his earless skull, so heavy that I would make Death's tiny little non-existent balls shrivel up and get sucked into his bony crotch, so cool to make even Death's flowing black robes and portruding bony parts look about as cool as Hanna Montanna at Ozzfest.

I would leave Death sprawled bonelessly on stage, reaching out feebly towards a dying cockroach just to not go back empty-handed. I would turn my back on Death and walk away holdyng his scythe high above my head, a trophy to die for, a prize that shows that even Death can't win where Metal Rules!!