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JASON ROE!

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About Me

smart ass.

My Interests

april. marlboro. vans and nikes. composing and performing music. gretsch guitars. fender basses. fender amplification. orange amplification but i could never fucking afford one. movies or film if you wanna get all pretentious. chicken wings from chinese resturants. washington redskins. community college. golf.

I'd like to meet:


the goatman, bigfoot, and that gorilla that knows sign language.

Music:

recently alot of dischord records shit. big boys. v/a on this is boston not la. ss decontrol. western addiction.

Movies:

WARRIORSSSSSSSSSS COME OUT TO PLAYYYAYYYYYYYY

Television:

if it's not on dvd it isn't worth watching.

Books:

i read at a 3rd grade level. I enjoy "Goodnight Moon" my mother reads it to me everynight.

Heroes:

Joe Camel. Marlboro Man. The 4 out of 5 doctors that reccomended smoking in the early days of television commercials.

My Blog

the next eight hundred and four minutes of my life

...will be spent watching movies 101. I couldn't get into NYU if i tryed so this is about as close as i'll get.
Posted by JASON ROE! on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:12:00 PST

maybe im a bad person.

Men that wear polo shirts with out wearing an undershirt are fucking disgusting.   I can't understand why these assholes feel the need to show their chest hair.  Any one 2 months into p...
Posted by JASON ROE! on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

I'm used to the fact that Hugh Jackman plays wolverine. Used to but not happy with. Wolverine is a bad motherfucker he's a stone cold killer and that pussy can't nail the character worth shit.&...
Posted by JASON ROE! on Mon, 26 May 2008 08:31:00 PST

gum chewers are motherfuckers.

People that chew gum are assholes.  If you want to do something with your mouth put a fucking shot gun in it and pull the fucking trigger.     People that talk on the Bluetooth are cun...
Posted by JASON ROE! on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:38:00 PST

a big change in my life

I can officially eat tomatoes now.  However, I still cannot eat them on a sandwich because it is ridiculous for anyone to think it is acceptable to put fruit next to meat.  I'd just like to ...
Posted by JASON ROE! on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:24:00 PST

this is a horrible reason but this man is my hero

"His callous behavior towards his collaborators reached a high-water mark during the shooting of C'era una volta il West (1968) ("Once Upon a Time in the West"), when bit-part actor Al Mulock committe...
Posted by JASON ROE! on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:44:00 PST