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Maester Harvey

Drivin in your car, but you won't get far.. cos you're car is shit...

About Me

Howdy.
I'm Harvey and I really like films.

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.

I'm that snake.

But I'm trying real hard not to be.

I have strong opinions but I don't mean to offend people.

Everything I write on here get's 'moo moo mooed' by Michael Lathey. Go check out his MySpace for another HILARIOUS witty comment lolling at my expense.
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My Interests

I Love:
Tammy
My Friends
I Like:
Pop Punk
Sonic the Hedgehog
Dragonball Z
Slender Loris's
'The Lane'
This face :|
Tim Mcilrath
I Dislike:
Indie
8 year old chavs who get their 18 year old brothers
The fact that you have to be hot to make it in the music business nowadays
Experimental music
McFuckingBastartdingFuckwitFly

I'd like to meet:


The only girl in the world who can make wellies sexy.
Who also happens to be wayy more intelligent than me and is as Miss Pratt would say a 'stunner'.
And she's all mine. Yummo.
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You know the phrase softly softly catchy monkey?


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Music:

i LyK dA bAnDz mY FrenDz LyK c0z i cAnT tINk 4 mYseLf
TOP 10 WOULD BE:
1. New Found Glory
2. Cobra Starship
3. Brand New
4. The Almost
5. Mayday Parade
6. Son of Dork
7. Jack's Mannequin
8. Taking Back Sunday
9. Sherwood
10. Underoath

Movies:

I have recently acquired a taste for Horror films. Not so keen on the ol' Slashers though. Being scared is cool but feeling sick...
Aliens, supernatural beings and pissed off mutant animals:

Mr Quentin Tarantino is an absolute genious:

And these guys are awesome too:

Television:



Doctor Who is amazing. Best TV programme ever. In fact I love it. Loads of people do nowadays... BUT I WATCHED IT WHEN IT WAS ECCLESTON! I'VE STUCK WITH THE HARD TIMES! Unlike you glory seekers.
Just kiddin'. But stay away from Tennant cos he's mine.
Ahhh The Office. Where would I be without it? Me and Mike can quote The Office for hours. It NEVER loses it's effect.

Books:



Heroes:

Tammy.

My Blog

BORE WARNING

Why are you reading this? It clearly states it’s gonna be boring. x   (That’s why)
Posted by Maester Harvey on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:02:00 PST

Harvey Broadhurst Origins. Episode One: Uni

SECRET UNDERGROUND LOCATION, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM 07:11 FEBRUARY 4TH 2000   Government Official One: "Right then boys. We are gathered here today to try and make ’Higher Education&rs...
Posted by Maester Harvey on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:22:00 PST