Ok...sooooo...me...umm errrrrr...read what it says down there. It says I'm pretentiously academian, and who are we to argue with what internet quizes say?As you can probably tell, sarcasm is a natural state of being for me =), although it does take a lot, I think, to piss me off...
But bahumbug.Also, I'm not scrooge, I love Christmas, but I happen to love the phrase 'bahumbug' even more.So here's the thing, Cush is better at poetry than me:"Cush and stock oo they really rock cush misses her stock so shes counting down the clock til she see's young davey and they can have a ravey!"And here's another thing, I should be doing this when I'm actually awake enough to be able to think coherently, and in a logical order. Though I guess if I did, it'd never get done...ah well...tragic...Um...Likes: Parties where nothing goes even slightly wrong (HAHA...I know, what a strange idea), Books (on interesting subjects...rather than school shiz), having time/effort to read omething without having to anaylse it, laughing, when people you don't know smile at you in the street, random hugs with no justification whatsoever, when a great song comes on the radio, when people saying 'Good Morning' with genuine enthusiasm without the creepy accompanying face.Dislikes: Um...I don't really DISlike anything really...tbh...some things do drive me up the wall though...wilful ignorance is the biggest one. Cos y'know, FFS, it won't kill you to just TRY and understand something that happens in the world...as opposed to just saying "Fuck off, I don't care." Also, people who won't change their opinion no matter what. Well actually, that's not true, I don't mind them so much, cos at least they have faith in their convictions. Naw, it's the ones who have a view, won't consider any other angle, and try to force that angle on you. Anyway, that's enough of my rant. Odds are, you'll never need (or want) to talk to me on myspace, cos I probs already know you, unless you're one of those whore types who added me, or whom I added out of boredom (it happens - don't be too flattered! lol), and if that's the case, you probably won't ever want to talk. Which is stupid, but heyho, up to you.See you on the flipside (whatever that means...) Stockers x
These are my favourite animals:
How to make a Stockers
Ingredients:
3 parts mercy
3 parts humour
1 part empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
David --
[adjective]:
Pretentiously academian
Stockers --
[adjective]:
Like in nature to a kangaroo
You scored as Bomb. Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Bomb
100%
Disease
87%
Poison
80%
Cut Throat
80%
Disappear
73%
Gunshot
67%
Stabbed
67%
Eaten
60%
Natural Causes
47%
Suicide
40%
Accident
33%
Suffocated
27%
Drowning
13%
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.
Angel
75%
Faerie
75%
Dragon
50%
WereWolf
25%
Mermaid
25%
Demon
17%Hahahahaha...someone else who thinks I'm an angel. What a moron.
What is Your Inner Element?
The Element of Air
You are the Air that fills Earths' lungs, and what keeps life grounded. The most intellectual of all elemental signs, you could hold a conversation all night with out ever losing your parties interest. You are highly versatile, and extremely adaptable to new situations. Highly opinionated, you often try to get others to follow your views. You love the arts, and are probably very artistically inclined yourself. You love everything that beholds beauty, and you seek out harmony with every aspect of your life. You are the life of any party, you could talk for hours about any subject! Being the element of Air you are: assertive, independent, progressive, analytical, original, inventive, strong dislikes, and firm opinions. Things to be cautious of: you are prone to accidents while traveling, especially while in the Air, fickle nature at times-which angers some, you often misjudge things/issues, you have problems with love due to the fact that you are too indecisive and at other times are too easy to fall in love, which causes anger and disappointment, you are often under attack by narrow-minded people because of innovation, unconventional ways of life, and eccentricities, and you also have a tendency to get into unusual situations and make friends with some "oddball individuals."
You Are Fossil Fuel Ice Cream
What does liking "fudge dinosaurs" say about someone?