THE Justin Dudley CENTURY

justin for dummies part II: the wrath of kahn
my philosophy on life can best be summed up by the nature boy himself: “read what you want to read. believe what you want to believe. but to be the man… you gotta beat the man! whooooo!”
yes, i am "that red-headed drummer guy" for archer city baptist church. no autographs, please.
it’s impossible to get a full grasp of my personality by looking at this page. so let’s meet. l’m not scared to talk to strangers.
texas is my beloved wife. california is my kink-loving mistress.
i’ve grown old before my time; so old that i find myself thinking “damn kids” far too often than i really should at the ripe old age of 24.
i hate most modern things. for example: with few exceptions, i hate television today. the office (american version) went a long way in restoring my faith, but there’s no denying that it’s rare to have a truly great television show, adored by the mass audience of american idiots, survive in this day in age. case in point: studio 60 on the sunset strip and andy barker: pi – RIP.
saturday night live may not be as funny as it once was, but if you love john belushi as much as i do, i’ll be your friend forever and ever and ever.
i have met william shatner. in a hallway. he ran away from me. i’m serious.
“net-speak” is not only a buzz kill but also makes me want to kill hampsters.
i’m every woman’s dream and every man’s nightmare.
george w. bush is not my president. josiah bartlet is.
the reverand/mayor/judge/boss/baron reebus jake parker’s (the corn-man) rant about catholics, jews, gays, and “misiginits”, and how the government should build a tank to “lock ‘em up” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen. you should be jealous that you didn’t witness it. you should also be jealous that you’ve never had the pleasure of knowing mr. parker. if i have my way, you’ll hear this rant and meet this man at a theater near you. count on it.
yes this is my natural hair color.
i hate to break it to you, but generalissimo francisco franco is STILL dead.
“i have dined with kings and queens; and I have slept in allies and dined on pork and beans.” – “the american dream” dusty rhodes . i have partied with celebrities and rock stars and have had experiences in the last two years that seem so far-fetched that many don’t believe me. but the truth is, i have more fun in a single hour with the fascinating people i’m proud to call my friends than any one of the more “famous” people i’ve shared a few beers with.
i love politics… always have, really. it’s hard to explain to people who just don’t give a damn, but there’s something about the political process and our form of government that is endearing to me. i’ve been a conservative republican and a liberal democrat; an independent and a confused observer. today, i find my beliefs to be mature and thoughtful. i rarely get caught up in naïve idealism, preferring a reality-based belief system. but sometimes when i hear a great speech or see a great leader (example: barack obama), i get that sense of pride, patriotism, and hope that i miss having when my interest in politics was virginal. the truth is, i want to believe again. i want my interest in politics to be something more than just a fascinating hobby. i want it to be my religion
and finally, i'm justin dudley, here to remind you that if you have diabetes, you should check your blood sugar. there's no reason not to. oh and call my cell. i can help you live a better life. oh, and i'm not wearing socks. thank you.