Palm trees are fun but I wouldnt want to live in one |
Why is it that so many people are compelled to run away to California? The land of milk and honey? I dont even like milk. It makes me sick. The land of California will make me ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:58:00 GMT |
I feel like I got hit by a semi truck... |
Dear Semi Truck,
Thank you for having arts & crafts time with my mom's Blazer. The crumpled piece of trash you turned it into is really great. My parents were ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 18:56:00 GMT |
Personal/universal lessons from Chicago |
So my vacation this week has proven a success in teaching me the unwavering rules of the world. Here are some things I learned during my vacation in Chicago:
#1: Even if you think you ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 21:07:00 GMT |
~FINISHED~ HIS eye is on the sparrow |
Tweet, tweet...Ah geez, I hate jelly beans... and yet I once again find myself sitting here mindlessly tossing them in my mouth. They are the high quality brand, I give them that much... go...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 19:15:00 GMT |
This is not a life for woosies "and guys who like to eat quiche" |
This is not a life for woosies "and guys who like to eat quiche"
Hmmm... my stomach hurts and this coffee is too sweet. This place always makes their coffee painfully sweet.
What is ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 13:26:00 GMT |
