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Courtney

I wasn't drunk in pub-lic, I was drunk in a bar and they threw me into pub-lic!

About Me

CHICAGO BEARS NFC PLAYOFF GAME VS SEATTLE SEAHAWKS JANUARY 14, 2007********************************************* Biggest Pet Peeves: 1)Liars, 2)One-Uppers (the people who always have a better story to tell), and 3)Girls who think it's ok to flirt with another girl's boyfriend. *********************************************
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My Interests


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Music:

Everything... and that does includes Country!

Movies:

Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Waterboy, Tommy Boy, Crash, A Bronx Tale, Goodfellas, Gotti, The Princess Bride HAHA, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, The Rock, Bad Boys II, Super Troopers, Oceans 11 & 12, Boondock Saints, Con-air, After The Sunsets, Bruce Almighty, Date Movie, Scary Movie, etc

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Family Guy, Entourage, The Soprano's, The Girls Next Door, Court TV..

Books:

No time for books...

My Blog

You're an a**hole

When you have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone! Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know... Now get this:    ...
Posted by Courtney on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:08:00 PST

Little Ralphy

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1)   A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"    She calls on little Ralphy. ...
Posted by Courtney on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST

Why Condoms Come In Boxes of 3, 6, and 12

Why Condoms Come In Boxes of 3, 6 and 12? A man walks into a drugstore with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"To which the man matt...
Posted by Courtney on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST

Good Thinking

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.Nothing could damper her excitement --not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear and would be the best dressed moth...
Posted by Courtney on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:09:00 PST

26 sure ways to win over any girl

26 sure ways to win over ANY girl 1. when she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as...
Posted by Courtney on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:59:00 PST