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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christopher Stephen Brankin. aka: Brank, Frank, Big B, Oi you
Birthday: 17th October Every Year
Birthplace: Redhill Hospital, which has since been knocked down
Current Location: Reigate
Eye Color: Greyey
Hair Color: Brown and curley whirly
Height: Godzilla-esque(6"6)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on What I'm Doing
Your Heritage: Dunno, probs royal though
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nice One's
Your Weakness: Being hit in the bollocks, A truly amazing film or Album, Sweeties
Your Fears: Death, any animal creature or insect that can cause it, No Bog Roll, always check first
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Feast with extra grease
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Carry On Working in TV, although its looking bleak right now
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: [email protected]
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's the alarm clock?
Your Best Physical Feature: Body
Your Bedtime: 6.30pm on the dot
Your Most Missed Memory: My time at Primary School, Come on the Wray Common Crew
Pepsi or Coke: Coke with Vanilla, but not a coke float
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds all the way, cheaper and better, BK's chips taste like soggy cardboard
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, they are both rough
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea, just plain fucking tea, alirght
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah
Do you Sing: Yeah
Do you Shower Daily: Of Course
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there done it, bought the T shirt and then grew out of it
Do you want to get Married: Yea
Do you belive in yourself: Yea, someone has to
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I am Not A Pussy
Do you think you are Attractive: Dunno
Are you a Health Freak: There's nothing freaky about health
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, they are fun
Do you like Thunderstorms: I guess so
Do you play an Instrument: 3 infact, but not at the same time. Check out www.myspace.com/euripidesmouse
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, lots and lots and lots
In the past month have you Smoked: No, and I never will
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A Shopping Centre yes, I dont live in America, so its pretty hard to got to a 'Mall'
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, and again I never will
In the past month have you been on Stage: In my dream I was, and I was naked. It's a sort of reoccuring one
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In My Bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Err, yeah I did actually
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: No, come on
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, isnt that the same as the stealing one above?
How do you want to Die: In A Long Time
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me and Peter Pan Dont think that will happen anytime soon
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Any
Height: 5 foot something
Weight: Any
Best Clothing Style: Prefferably Off
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: I own almost 200 actually and counting
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lots
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My Interests

Guitar, Bass, Drums, The Writing of Lyrics, Footyball, Televisionski, Playstationess, Books/Reading/Writing them... Hmmmmmmmmmm Interesting

I'd like to meet:

Everybody and anybody that will make me laugh. I got a Facebook now also because I am really cool.The Divine Suicide Of K
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Music:

The BeaTles of course, PInk FloYD, Lou Reed, and some of my modern day influences, interests, and inspirations include:Primus, Sikth, At The Drive In, Rage, Straylight Run, Reuben, Biffy Clyro, Antony and the Johnsons, Incubus, Cooper Temple Clause, Jeff Buckley, Interpol, Lou Reed, Hundred Reasons, Beatles, Meet Me In St Louis, Million Dead, Protest The Hero, New Found Glory, Poison The Well, Muse, Radiohead, Placebo, Yourcodenameis:Milo, Silverchair, Slipknot, System Of A Down. To name a few. Oh yeah and I enjoy any late 90's pop that I grew up with

Movies:

Garden State, Imaginary Heros, The Ice Storm, The Prestige, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Requiem For A Dream, American Psycho, Event Horizon, Jacobs Ladder, The Royal Tenebaums, Mullholland Drive, Vanilla Sky, 8mm, Ninth Gate, Dark City, Butterfly Effect(Directors Cut), Donnie Darko, Memento, The Saw Trilogy, K-Pax, Arlington Road, Suicide Kings, Lucky Number Slevin and Identity.

Television:

24, Alan Partridge, Prison Break, Futurama, Family Guy, Scrubs, Green Wing, House, Funland, Red Dwarf, Darkplace, Bottom, Jonathan Creek, Peep Show, Black Books,

Books:

Discworld Novels, My Book, Dianne Wynne Jones Fantasy Stuff

Heroes:

Jack Dee, Steve Coogan, The McMahon's, Les Claypool, MCcartney/Lennon, The Marx Brothers, Alan Smithee

My Blog

Another Strange Day

Hello there again. I had another strange day yesterday. It wasnt as mad, crazy and stupid as when I got fired, but it was still pretty weird. It was mainly stuff that I observed and most of it was pre...
Posted by Youre Taking The Chris on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

Fired on Friday

Yeah so I got fired on Friday. Here are the reasons that my boss gave me: 1) My mate accidentally served the MD (thats mangaging director for all you people not up with the job lingo) a mug of tea tha...
Posted by Youre Taking The Chris on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:34:00 PST