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Snickers Bar

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am full of ooey-gooey Caramel and satisfying Peanuts

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who need a delicious snack

My Blog

Native American Literature

The Debate of Story's Relative Importance on a Culture Re: Indian Americans--I Exhaustively Figure Out Who's Right Who owns Native American literary analysis? And, though this question runs throu...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:54:00 GMT

MLA guidelines

There have been questions about how to properly cite secondary sources when writing friend reviews for me. Below I've conveniently posted the MLA guidelines. Don't waver. Please, God, follow the rules...
Posted by on Mon, 23 May 2005 20:19:00 GMT

what happened last night

People would love to go off to an island when they're young and pretty and spend the days with a lover or someone. Or by themselves. I know. Or with friends. But nobody much does that, as they wouldn'...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Apr 2005 13:14:00 GMT

To be more hip...

Lo, I have waned in popularity once again. The unstoppable maelstrom of the House of Hershey has yet again done damage to my otherwise impervious position. I sit in a slightly darkened room, letting t...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Apr 2004 14:56:00 GMT

The Many:

I was placed on a sunny, greenish brown hillside somewhere in the back nine of Rhode Island (biggest lil' state in the union) and when moonrise came around I was still there, alone except for the two ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2004 08:34:00 GMT

I have been lost under your car seat.

It has hurt a lot, physically, but not so much as my rejection. I am old, this is true, but that is only because I am true perfection, no need to mess with Jesus. The understanding few and the special...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2004 02:31:00 GMT

Another day another passed up opportunity to be enjoyed

I sit here all day. I am so eager to be eaten! But no! Why does no one want to eat Snickers Bar? I wish I had a mouth so that I could drown my sorrows. At least then I would be full of delicious alcoh...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2003 12:08:00 GMT

What a day!

Someone walked by me while I lay there on the counter today. I was so excited that he or she may have picked me up and enjoyed my delightful ingredients. But in the end, my hopes were dashed as that p...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2003 18:46:00 GMT