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C.Kitty

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a cat. Rocky named me Christian, but I go by C.Kitty. I live at Rocky's house. He's not really my owner (he thinks he is), but I let that bitch feed me and clean out my litter box. People only come over to the house because I live there. Rocky's such a chump. I'd slap him, but he'd whine like a bitch for a week. He thinks he's cool (but he's not) and he listens to whack shit like techno. He needs to be bumpin' some gangsta shit. Word. If he didn't have me around, he'd have no other friends. As for me, I'm a pimp by blood. I got hoes in different area codes making me that money. WHAT!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Them fools up at Dept. of Revenue trying to hit me up for child support. I ain't that girl's babydady. WHAT. Or maybe I am?? I'm gangsta bitch. And strippers with big ol' booties that like to get freaky. And Laura Bush. And Condi. Damn Condi...I need you girl!!!!

My Blog

Why the f#%k don't I got no readers??

Man, I just looked on my blog thing and I got nobody subscribed to read my blogs.  What??  Just because I'm a cat don't mean I can't write a meaningful blog.  Oh, so I gotta be all whin...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:42:00 GMT

Deez Nutz

Actually, there ain't no deez nutz because Rocky had me neutered.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:51:00 GMT

The government should...

legalize marijuana for cats.  
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 15:16:00 GMT

C is back.

This girl that's been jocking me wanted me to put the C back in my name.  So yeah...that's for you!!!
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:54:00 GMT

Ya'll are reading my shit

and I'm a cat.  Wow. 
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:07:00 GMT

This new f'ing cat

Yo!  Here's some beat up shit.  Some gray ass cat has been coming around outside taunting me and shit.  Well, get this.  Rocky befriends this cat and starts giving this fucker my c...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 21:59:00 GMT

Meow

That's what i said, bitch!!!
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:15:00 GMT

Why I hate Garfield's punk ass

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=garfield_suc ks
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 03:21:00 GMT