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Bean Burrito Brothers

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About Me

One of Phil's Top Ten Best Comedies all time but not one of Richard's because he has taste!_____________________________________________________H ello, my name is Richard Head. My friends call me Dick. Along with my best worst friend Mr. Phil McCrackin we are the Bean Burrito Brothers. What do we do? Good question. Not a lot I assure you. What we do do (I said do do...poop is now and forever gonna be funny), we don't do well. At all. What we try to do is rate stuff. Mostly movies. Some television, some music (of which we are both huge fans) and every now and again we rate pop culture. Which will include people, places and things.----------------------------------------------------- ------The reason we rate these things is because we got really tired of listening to every Tom, Dick and Harry tell us what we should watch, rent, buy and believe. We found out these bastards were worthless and couldn't tell their heads from their asses and probably getting a chunk of change under the table to promote what always turns out to be worthless pieces of shit. We don't play like that. We tell the truth whether it hurts or not. ----------------------------------------------------------- Just because a favorite band or actress puts something out does not mean I (we) won't rip into it. If it's shit...it's shit. Plain and simple. Hey now, don't think we are gonna knock everything because that is the furthest thing from the truth. We give credit where credit is due. ----------------------------------------------------------- Now Phil and I do not always see eye to hole (him being the hole of course) and sometimes we'll trash each other on here. It's all fun in love and ratings. So please cruise thru our sight and enjoy yourself. ----------------------------------------------------------- If you want us to rate something please feel free to ask. Chances are one of us has seen it or heard it. Any comments are cool. We welcome them as a matter of fact. If you agree with us on something, let us know. If you disagree with a rating, stick it up your ass. Cuz we don't give a flying fuck what you think. Okay that was harsh,. Seriously, if you don't agree, let us have it. Don't hold back. Tell us what you think. We welcome it all. If by chance you wanna say something to the affect of "Phil is an ass munching prick". Feel free to do so. Hell on that one I would strongly agree with you. He is.--------------------------------------------------------- --Enjoy and rock on!--------------------------------------------------------- --Take care.------------------------------------------------ We'll talk soon, Richard Head-------------------------------------------------------- ---
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My Interests

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Our movie rating system is the most logical rating system in the world, Bean Burritos!!!----------------------------Bean Burritos, if done right, are the best tasting things on earth so why not use them in our rating system? Answer me that! That's what I thought! Ha.----------------------- Rating system as follows--------------------------4 Bean Burritos...a must see, watch, listen or visit...a must own!------------------------------- 3 Bean Burritos...highly recommended that you watch, listen or visit!----------------------------2 Bean Burritos...it was okay....not great but not terrible--------------------------------------1 Bean Burrito.........this sucked Donkey Dick! A total waste of time-----------------------------------Less Than a Bean Burrito or commonly known as Mild Packet of hot sauce......a total waste of time and if you watch it you are a worthless piece of crap like the worthless piece of shit this movie was!....we also add things on to make it extra special....like....a side of nacho cheese or sour cream or the wonderful tasting Potato Oles!-------------------------Most of our movies are based on the acting as a whole, the actors, the directing, the editing, the total watch factor or in my case...whether there were any spankable babes in it.-------------------------------------------------------- Movie, TV, and Music reviews updated almost daily! Hey we have lives too BITCHES!---------------------------------------------------- ------- Some Spankbank Babes: -----------------------------------------------------------

My Blog

Phils Back from the missing!

Hello Fans! Great to be back, I know everyone has been missing my presence and my great taste in movies will help guide you all from wasting your time. In my time off I spent writting a book, releasin...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:38:00 GMT

Butterfly

  Butterfly (2000) A young woman who found out that a lumber company was planning on clear cutting a huge section of ancient redwood trees, decided that her only recourse was to pick out her fav...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:56:00 GMT

Interview

  Starring: Steve Buscemi (who also directs) Sienna Miller This is a remake of an early 2000's movie from overseas. It is about a journalist (Steve) that normally writes political columns for new...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:20:00 GMT

Bikini Bloodbath

  Bikini Bloodbath Starring: No one.   Low budget comedy B Movie horror flick. Trouble with that? The only thing that was true out of my last statement was...low budget. This movie sucked. ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:32:00 GMT

The Kingdom

The Kingdom (2007) Starring: Jamie Foxx Jennifer Garner Chris Cooper Jason Bateman Jeremy Piven Let me start off by saying that I, after seeing the previews on TV, really wanted to see this movie. It ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:16:00 GMT

Big Nothing

  Big Nothing (2006) Starring: David Schwimmer Simon Peg Alice Eve This movie blows. That is the first thing I needed...no....had to say. It sucks is the 2nd thing I must say too. Just wanna make...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:06:00 GMT

Dirty

  Dirty (2005) Starring: Cuba Gooding Jr. Clifton Collins Jr. Wyclef Jean Cole Hauser Another movie about corrupt cops. In L.A. no less. Go figure. Cuba and Clifton play partners who have been kn...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:37:00 GMT

Candy

  Candy (2006) Starring: Heath Ledger...RIP Abbie Cornish Geoffery Rush This is an Australian movie based on a novel by Luke Davies. Dan (Heath) and Candy (Abbie) are a young couple completely in...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:33:00 GMT

National Lampoon’s Blackball

  National Lampoon's Blackball (2003) Starring: Paul Kaye James Cromwell Vince Vaughn This movie is about lawn bowling. Yep. Lawn bowling. It goes by many names and they all suck including the ga...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:01:00 GMT

The Devil in the White City

  The Devil in the White City by Erik Larson I am a huge biography and history buff, not to mention an inspiring novelist myself. What I got from this book was amazing. I just couldn't read it qu...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:48:00 GMT