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The Heroin Heroine

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"Go do something constructive instead of worrying about how many blowjobs I got in 1974." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the story of my life.Bruce Willis and Chuck Norris fight in my bed every day.AIM - TreesAreEvil, TreesAreEvil04 Yahoo - BlkPearlLatina

My Interests

Cooking, but not cleaning. That causes a few arguments around here.

I'd like to meet:

certainly not you, good sir

Music:

Mandalay, Remy Shand, Incredible Moses Leroy, Cody Chesnutt, Mos Def, Terror Squad, Big Pun, Fugees, Craig David, Kelis, Princess Superstar, Maxwell, Outkast, Thicke, X-ecutioners, Nightmare of You, Har Mar Superstar, Sandi Thom

Movies:

celebrity sex tapes

Television:

I like cartoons. Always have, always will

Books:

Books are for chumps

Heroes:

I don't particularly care for that show

My Blog

my deeply profound, severely conflicted hatred

I hate it when people have music on their myspace page, and for good reason.   My computer has some fairly serious speakers.  During the day i usually have a jam session with my latest obses...
Posted by The Heroin Heroine on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:41:00 PST

surveys are stupid

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Michelle Harris Birthday:Oct 24, 1983Birthplace:Augusta, GACurrent Location:Houston, TXEye Color:Dark BrownHair Color:BrownishHeight:5'10Right Handed or Left Ha...
Posted by The Heroin Heroine on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:37:00 PST

i've been tagged (crackakilla response)

1) as i'm writing this, i'm drunk and its only 7 o'clock in the evening 2) my fiance beats me. this is a cry for help (j/k) 3) domestic violence is not funny (yeah it is, yo ass should have had d...
Posted by The Heroin Heroine on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:21:00 PST

hooray for me

i was just looking through the journal entries of people i've met before, and i just realized that i am the happiest schmappiest, unmedicated, most stable person i know.  all yall need to sn...
Posted by The Heroin Heroine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

miscellaneous goings-ons

i finally got me a job at academy way across town (290 and bingle), and there are plenty of cute guys working there, but all i got hitting on me are old men with warts on the back of their neck..........
Posted by The Heroin Heroine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hypothetical situation

this gets complicated, so try to keep up...... Person A is good friends with person B, who is dating person C, who is good friends with person D. Through a bit of networking, A meets D and is invit...
Posted by The Heroin Heroine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

where are they ?

earlier today i decided to check out some of the old sites i used to visit all the time and i tried the official website for one of my favorite bands, mandalay. the website is just some ad for some de...
Posted by The Heroin Heroine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I too would rather have meat and potatoes than starve for my art

Its Better by Incredible Moses Leroy Its better to be dumb than smart and fall apart Have meat and potatoes than starve for your art Its better to let her than fall in the dark With everyday be...
Posted by The Heroin Heroine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I MISS HIM ! ! !

I miss my best friend from a couple years ago. thinking about it the other day almost made me cry.
Posted by The Heroin Heroine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

she found out the hard way

My dad's job has him in a car all day, so its plausible that he couldn't make it to a bathroom and would have to pee in a bottle..... And maybe an apple juice bottle was the only bottle within reac...
Posted by The Heroin Heroine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST