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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesse Mo fuggin Wilson
Birthday: everday
Birthplace: Fart Wayne
Current Location: i.......i dont know where im at right now
Eye Color: black and blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: tall enough
Right Handed or Left Handed: both at times
Your Heritage: fuckin eskimo's dude
The Shoes You Wore Today: flop flips
Your Weakness: i just care to much
Your Fears: migets with clubs and waking up without my penis
Your Perfect Pizza: some shrooms and roni's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: stfu
Thoughts First Waking Up: i hit the road and try to beat the masses, and get myself some cheap sunglasses
Your Best Physical Feature: my left pinky's toenail
Your Bedtime: vampires dont sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: if i miss a memory, then i wouldnt have it, which means i dont know what the hell is going on
Pepsi or Coke: line o' coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: The king suits me best
Single or Group Dates: group, i like orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither, tea is for pussies
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: cuppuccino, jsut because i get to pick how many shots
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: only when im nude and in the mood
Do you Shower Daily: define shower........
Have you Been in Love: fo sho....i is right now
Do you want to go to College: and party
Do you want to get Married: depends to whom
Do you belive in yourself: only when i have a 9mm and clean underware
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im moving
Do you think you are Attractive: i think a freakin walrus would have a better shot
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no, Whoppers and bacon all the way
Do you get along with your Parents: when they get along with me
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like to stand ontop of a radio tower in a suit of copper and yell "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER"
Do you play an Instrument: the guit-box
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: this is an inappropriate question for my eyes
In the past month have you Smoked: i dont smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: as in medication, ya (:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i think so.......
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: in 35.7 sec flat
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no technically, it eventually made its way back up
In the past month have you been on Stage: fuck yes dog
In the past month have you been Dumped: fortunately no (:
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bathtub with my trusty rubber ducky
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a pair of shoes
Ever been Drunk: ya..........lol...........
Ever been called a Tease: why dont you come over and find out
Ever been Beaten up: by a fat mall santa in a red suit and brass kuckles
Ever Shoplifted: how do you think i got new shoes?
How do you want to Die: get gored by a three legged unicorn thats actually not a unicorn its my cell mate Mike and its not a unicorn horn, its a shank
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fuckin batman, duh
What country would you most like to Visit: prolly Jamaica mon
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel/brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: short
Weight: lol.......this is a touchy subject
Best Clothing Style: punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: ..........................................................
Number of CDs I own: shoot, i cant count that high man
Number of Piercings: 0, i wanna get my tounge peirced
Number of Tattoos: ooh, you just wait
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I REGRET NOTHING WHOOOOOOOO!
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