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You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. Your bong is taller than your dog. It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. You set your wedding date for 4/20. You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care. You start every sentence with - uhhh!. You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks. You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week. You wear sunglasses at night, and see better. You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter. Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. You sell your car for gas money You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?" You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home! Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device.... Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep." You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed. You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out. You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
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You Know You're Addicted to Smoking When...
You put scotch tape on a broken one. You only smoke half of the cigarette so you can start on the next one sooner. A big white truck with the picture of a camel rolls up to your house twice a week with your supply of smokes. You are considering changing your name to Malboro. You smoke in the shower. You've convinced yourself that second-hand smoke is not harmful if you inhale really really deeply. Your children are named: Winston, Philip Morris and Misty. R.J. Reynolds sends you a Christmas card. You're waiting for the last few pews to become a designated smoking area before you'll go back to church. People invite you outside to admire the stars, and it's daytime. Every time you light up a cigarette your family stops, drops and rolls. Your family's Christmas wish list consists of gas masks, fire extinguishers and air fresheners. You have an environmental awareness group protesting on your lawn. Your family goes to Los Angeles for fresh air. Your friends have named their secondhand smoke related coughs after me. Your cat has taken to wearing "The Patch" Your family uses fog horns to navigate around you. Just watching the 400 metre race during the Olympics makes you tired. The local iron lung dealer sends you their product brochures. Phillip Morris sends you their annual report and thanks you for your help. You recently read somewhere that your former cigarette manufacturer went out of business shortly after you switched to a new brand. Your doctor [excitedly] asks for your permission to use your lung x-rays at his next "Quit Smoking" seminar. You take baths because the shower puts 'em out Your nickname at work is "Breakroom." You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Smoking.
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What Firetruck are you?

Pumper
Congratulations! Your a pumper, You are at every call, You like to be first on scene, And you like to know your a big asset to your Department/Company's Fleet of Trucks.
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What does your birth month reveal about you?

January
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking andproductive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.
What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)

Newports
You're Newports! The cigarette of choice for homies, and wiggers...
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What military aircraft are you?
F-15 Eagle
You are an F-15. Your record in combat is spotless; you've never been defeated. You possess good looks, but are not flashy about it. You prefer to let your reputation do the talking. You are fast, agile, and loud, but reaching the end of your stardom.

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R Rare
E Entertaining
D Dirty
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E Enchanting
Y Young
N Nutty
O Odd
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Name: Eynon
Birthday: Jan 16
Birthplace: borrington patheticut
Current Location: borrington patheticut
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: blond
Height: 5-10
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: Italian and English
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: being too nice
Your Fears: spiders but im getting over it
Your Perfect Pizza: lotsa cheese and toppings
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stay the fuck away from drama
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: mmmmmk
Thoughts First Waking Up: go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my arms
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: my uncle freddy
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: depends both could b really fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: all the time
Do you Sing: not really
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: yes and no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah their awsome
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yeah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: when i was younger
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: in my sleep or at least with a smile on my face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: own my own business and be successful or b a full time firefighter
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt really matter
Favourite Hair Color: black,brown,or blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5-4 and up
Weight: 100 and up
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many

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What kind of muscle car are you?

1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454
You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot!

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Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide? You will slash your throat
How many tries will it take? 83
When will you commit suicide? May 19, 2045
What will your suicide note say? This broken heart will never mend, so never shall I breathe again

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Whats your biggest regret in life?
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Favourite Color
You're biggest regret is getting reeeeeeally drunk that one time
What was the result 3 children
Would you do it again? Hell no!

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You Are 22 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

what type of car are you?

Street Racer
you like fast import cars, with a lil extra nos
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I'd like to meet:

cool people who r themselfs and not wannabes

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You scored as Exciting, You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.

Sweet

50%

Exciting

50%

Soft

38%

Shy

38%

Hot

25%

Violent

Awkward

Wet

0%
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