Jen-Derinda

The clock struck midnight, I damn well knew that all of my friends were having fun at the ball, while I was at home cleaning the chimney with my electric toothbrush and collecting toe nail clippings from the bathroom floor. In my fury I descended the steps to the garden and started to trim the grass with a smile of pure malice contorting my usually sublime features. Suddenly, to my horror, I noticed sum wierd purple plants growing at the back of the garden. I was bored and hungry so I started to feast on them. After a few hours i started to feel reli strange, i looked down, and my breasts had shrunk to a 32 A cup. Determined to put right this gross misjustice, i went upstairs in search of chicken fillets only to discover that there was a cow in my bed. I screamed out in fear? fury? revulsion? who can say? and ran into the bathroom. and my toilet started flushing on its own, then a random vegetarian came out if the toilet and offered me some sprouts with spring water. True story <a ;"