Hello To All Those People Who Bothered To Check Out My Pofile.You Must Be Really Bored Or You Have A New Braille Computer Screens And You Like My Pics. FYI:While Looking Up The Spelling For The Word Braille,I Did Find Computers For The Visually Impared,All Us Ugly People Are Finally Gonna Get Dates.Enough About Those Fakers And Back To The Reason Your Here,Me! There Is So Much To Say, Where Do I Start...When I Was Born People Went To Worship The ReBirth Of The King Of Kings(It Was Easter Sunday,I Am Not That Bad),Born In Louisianna.Thats Right A Southern Boy Raised In The West With An Obsession In The Far East(What?I Like Sushi,Pervs!).I Used To Think That I Was A Simple Person, That Would Live A Simple Life, Have A Simple Family, And Die A Smiple Mans Death,Boy Was I Wrong,Who Knew A Simple Life Meant Waking Up Before The Sun,Doing More Work,And Not Having Electricity,Modern Devices Like MP3 Playing Cell Phones,(I Love My Sliver!),And No Tv's.The Only Entertainment Is Churning Butter Then Trying To Beat Your Record Or My All Time Favorite "Who Can Stare At The Sun The Longest",I Love That Game(Note:You Omish People Just Aren't Human,I Mean Dear God,NO TV!).F-That The Only Thing They Have Going Is Lots Of Black Clothes And No Pink.But At The Rate I Am Going I Will Live A Difficult,Tortured,Barely Making Enough Money To Feed The Family Life(Lets Not Forget Having A Wife That Spends More Then I Can Earn(Hope You Shop Faster Then Me Who Ever You Are!),I Have A Fully Disfunctional Family Who's Children Are Little Hellions(Prolly Worse Then Papa Was),That Steal Money From Their Mom Purse(LMAO,Better Her.Then..Me...Wait A Minute,I Am The One Working...WTF! Little Bastards),And Finally The Good Part,Die An Early Excrutiating,Non-FulFilling,Middle Class Emasculated Mans Life(WTH!We Put Animals To Sleep For Less Pain Then That,But At Least We Have TV, MwaHaHa!).I Thought I Was Suppossed To Rule The World This Life,Just Great God,With Mistakes Like This No Wonder I Dont Go To Church.If You Cant Tell By Now I Am Actually Very Complex,With An Over Active Imagination and No Directions.Lets See,I Like Bright Lights,Shiney Objects,Great Music,Video Games(What Guy Doesn't),Clubbing,Bar Hopping,Traveling(I Go To Vegas Alot, And No I Am Not Addicted, I Just Really Really Like Playing,Hey You Would Too If You Won Like Me),I Am Also Into Tatts(Have 8 So Far), Piercings(Had 7, Down To 1, Yup Getting Them Re-Pierced Ouch!), Not Really Into Sports I Would Rather Play Then Watch. Lately I Have Been Trying To Eat Healthier & Drop Weight, So Far So Good, I Have Lost 48lbs And Only 12lbs Left To Loose Till I Hit My Goal.Yay Me!! Look Out For The Double Threat Ladies,A Good Looking Guy With A Great Personality Coming Through! Now,As Far As My Personality Goes,Aside From Having ADD(There Go Those Bright Lights Again,Ooh Shiny),A Minor OCD,And Dyslexia,(Maybe A Spelling Problem Too),I Would Say I Am No More/Less Different From You Average Mad Scientist But I Dont Have A Cool Cave/Lab/Secret Lair,Damn Zoning Laws)..Oh Yeah I Am Also A Huge Compulsive Shopper,For Some Reason Women Like Buying Shoes,I Buy Jackets(I Dont Know Why,I Just Do).Off Subject Did I Mention I Have ADD.Unlike Me If You are Paying Attention To What Is Written And Not Skimming For KeyWords Like:SEX, PORN, ADULT, FREE, SLUT, XXX, 69, PINK, UPSIDEDOWN REVERSE FROGGY STYLE,And God Only Knows What Else You Pervs Look For(Bet I Got SomeOnes Attention With Those).Your Doing A Great Job Again For Making It To This Check Point, We Now Know That You Are Either Illiterate Only Scrolling Though Pics Or That You Are Staring At The Screen Waiting The Magic Picture To Appear(Come On Now,You Know Thats What You Are Waiting For),Or You Actually Might Even Be Genuinely Interested,At The Very Least Amuzed With This,But We All Know People Go Online For 2 Reasons,Either You Can't Sleep,Or You Need A Date,Hell Both Of Those Reasons Are Why I Am Here).If You Have Already Seen My Pictures I Am Sorry. You Cant Tell By Looking At Me, But I Am A Total Nerd.I Was Just Genetically Engineered To Be Bigger And Stronger Then The Last Generation,Gotta Love That German,Sweedish,Aztec,And Spanish BloodLines.Hmm...What Else Can I Possibly Say To Embarrass/Alienate Myself That Will Scare People Off.Wow,I cant Believe I Didn't Think Of Any Instanly(I Am Disapointed In Myself)LOL.Well Despite Me Thinking That NoOne Read This,Only Looking At The Pics...I Still Think This Has Been Enough Of A **WARNING**,If Not Then Its Your Own Damn Fault...So Don't Blame Me For Your Very Sad, Lonely,& Un-Eventful Life(Like Mine).If You Still Want To Know More About Me,Then Its People Like You That Make Me Sick! Seriously Though, All You Need To Do Is Ask...For Those Of You That Have Read This And Are Still Awake...Go Away Already!P.S. If You Find The Web Adress For The..You Know...Frog Thing...Send Me A Link...LMAO
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Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.
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