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Doctor Chocolate

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About Me

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I was raised by a pair of nomadic Belgian rabbit herders with a comprehensive collection of early Beefheart recordings and a not-particularly-useful knowlege of arcane whaling lore. At the age of 15 I was consigned into the care of dipsomaniacal Carmelite nuns deep in unexplored Berkshire, where I consistently and willfuly refused to wash behind my ears. Here I devolped my unyielding sense of self-importance and the misguided notion that anyone actually cared what I think. Due to my painfully ferret-like physique and Pinteresque conversational skills, people around me figured that I had enough to contend with and thus left me to my egotistical delusions. I blame them for everything. After a brief sojourn in New Mexico, stitching patches onto the elbows of corduroy jackets, I washed up on the shores of China where I am gainfully employed sitting in corners looking slightly shifty.Or I could just be some bloke in Beijing doing some DJing, record label stuff and a whole shitload of trying to find doughnut shops in the airports of the world.
On a slightly more serious note... any bands out there looking to gig in Beijing/China should get in touch. You certainly won't get rich and you'll undoubtedly end up sleeping on my or someone else's sofa, but then you're probably used to that, anyway. This would be more of a 'shits and giggles/cultural experience/pocket money' kind of deal. You'll certainly find a receptive audience... unless you're 'Good Charlotte', that is...



For incredibly minute detail on what and why I am listening to at any particular moment - go check out . Music geek heaven.

Tag Team Records Places

www.tagteamrecords.com / www.myspace.com/tagteamrecords

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Enrico Dandolo, 13th c. Venetian Doge who 'sidetracked' the Fourth Crusade
Thingie McThingie - you know who I mean... shit... it's on the tip of my tongue
Richard Burton - 19th c. explorer/translator/lover, not pickled welshman.
St. Augustine - the stories he could tell.
Tom Verlaine
Richard Hell
Emma, wife of Canute the Great.
The man who invented peanut butter cups - genius.
Jon Campbell, formally.

My Blog

Buford moody at party shocker!

1st photo at www.o2culture.com/. Hell, yeah!
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 22:43:00 GMT