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Festive Embalmer

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

...Of all the people who collect children's stories, I am the most violent one you will ever meet. Well, not really violent. Like...just in my head... aim - isolation42

My Interests

Gaming (Console, PC, Arcade & Vintage), Philosophy (Religion, Metaphysics, etc.), Lounging about, expounding on matters of import. Movies & film, especially anime or animation.

I'd like to meet:

People who are too young for me. People who are too old for me. People who are exactly the right age but ages apart.. People who are dead to the world, people who are dead to themselves. Heretics, prophets, courtesans, priests. Even, Allah forbid, Normal people. EDIT - I NOW KNOW TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO YOUNG FOR ME. THE POSITION HAS BEEN FILLED. TRY AGAIN LATER. Did I mention I'm celibate?

Music:

Favorite: 80s Music (all genres thereof) More specifically that Erasure, Depeche Mode, New Order sound. There are way too many bands to list but a few of my mostest favorite ones: the Cure, Tool, Bush, Smashing Pumpkins. Yeah, save me from my mainstream slavery if you so desire. I'll forgive you your scenewhore indescretions if you do not sneer at my hair-band head-banging.

Movies:

I love movies. I pretend to be a film connoisseur all the time. A very random sampling: Alien(s), Blade Runner, Star Wars IV-VI, Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, Benny & Joon, Seven Samurai, Office Space, Six String Samurai, Battleship Potemkin, Amelie, Akira, Harold & Maude, Fight Club, SLC Punk, Royal Tennenbaums, Vampire Hunter D:Bloodlust, Godfather, Animatrix, Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Usual Suspects, Nosferatu (1922), Ninja Scroll, Tank Girl, Moulin Rouge, Last Starfighter, La Cité des enfants perdus, Gattica, Mumford, Lola Rent, , Casablanca, Delicatessen, King of Masks, pretty much any films by Tom Stoppard, Terry Gilliam, Luc Besson, Tim Burton, Christopher Guest, Guy Ritchie, the Coen Brothers, Jim Henson .....it goes on&on&on&on

Television:

Simpsons, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Invader Zim, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Pre-Suckage SNL

Books:

Authors: GK Chesterton, JRR Tolkien, CS Lewis, Douglas Adams, Ray Bradbury, Thomas Merton, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Frank Herbert, John Stuart Mill, Aldous Huxley, René Descartes, Robert Jordan, Edgar Allen Poe, Mark Twain, TS Eliot, Tad Williams, Euripedes, Søren Kierkegaard, Oscar Wilde, Plato,, ......Love/Hate: Ayn Rand, Anne Rice, Friedrich Nietzsche, Shakespeare, J.D. Salinger

Heroes:

General Charles Gordon, the savior of Khartoum.

My Blog

mirror mirror on the web

ewww.Maybe I'm just getting old, but I opened my profile as i am rarely wont to do and found that I was greatly offended by myself."callow, abrasive, self-righteous, foul-mouthed..." these are the wor...
Posted by Festive Embalmer on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:33:00 PST

Six Months In Brief(s)

edited and reposted from another page with permission from the lazy author who is me. Where to begin? My last post was in April. April...of 2005! I cannot offer any explanation. I have been ...
Posted by Festive Embalmer on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:31:00 PST

Attention: THE BLONDIE CONTEST

Tired of your mundane life? Sick of being a mild mannered sucky person of little worth?? Need a change in scenery and/or hairstyle?? Then this competition is for you! CONTEST DETAILS!! Heflyn E...
Posted by Festive Embalmer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ME SPECIAL!

ME SPECIAL "Am I special too?" you ask. "Are you me?" I respond. "No, no I dont think so..." you whimper pathetically. Then the answer is NO, you aren't special. And you also won't get a p...
Posted by Festive Embalmer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST