Anyone who actually knows what's up. Funnysmart types, creativesmart types, anyone who's been to outerspace or is in on the conspiracy (I just want the facts, man!), people with presents for me, no-one involved in nascar or that has anything to do with golf. Not interested in those who feel sorry for themselves, have martyr complexes, behave entitled, or respond with the phrase "god forbid" when discussing death. People with kind eyes and good stories. People who have original thoughts and like to read.