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$ *JONES* $

I make the skinny girls holler, make the fat girls hungry, got the ugly girls on it, put the pretty

About Me

1ST OFF LET ME SAY FUCK EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YALL YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!! I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics

My Interests

Money,Girls,Basketball,Clothes,Shoes,Jewelry,Dogs
Which one of your friends:
Is the funniest: Panama
Is the smartest: Brandon(Choppa City Boi)
Is the most blonde: Probably Me
Can you trust with anything: I can trust all my niggaz wit anything
Is the most athletic: Solo
Has the best smile: Lil Cuddy( G Baby)
Has the best hair: Ron
Can sing the best: None of us but we all try
Whos your best friend of the opposite sex? My 2 sisters
Has the most classes with you: Anthony (SOHK)
Is the most daring: Anthony
Changes crushes as much as underwear: Lil' Dre hands down
Has had the longest relationship: I hold the record of 2 years nobody wanna touch that
Is the most e0motional: Lil' Dre
Is the richest: We all got Gwuap
Is the most obsessive: Lil' Dre
Is the girliest: Its between me and G Baby but I think he got me
Likes cottage cheese: what nigga you know eat that shit
Has the funniest laugh: A Bay Bay
Knows the most music: Panama
Is the most popular: Every girl want us niggaz
Is most likely to get married soon: A Bay Bay LOL
Has the most common name: Me
Has the most uncommon name: Panama
Knows EVERYTHING about you: All most all of my niggaz know everything about me
Is easiest to talk to: Anthony
Is easiest to be weird around: CJ(Curt G)

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I'd like to meet:

MY NIGGAZ MY ACE COON AINT NO NEED TO SAY HIS NAME IF YOU KNOW ME YOU KNOW HIM, MY BROTHER CURTISSSSSSSSSS...YA BIRTHDAY COMIN' UP WE SPAZZIN' ON THE WORLD DAT DAY MY NIGGA, CUTTY ORLANDO YOU BE SLIPPIN' BUT IMA CATCH YOU MY G BUT YOU STAND ON YA OWN 2, MY BRO ILL WILL DAT NIGGA PUT ME ON MY FEET KEPT ME THERE AND STILL HOLDING ME UP I OWE DAT NIGGA EVERYTHING, LIL CUZZO D-ROCK CUT YO DAMN HEAD BOI MY NIGGA I SAW YOU GROW UP CRAZY AS HELL NOW YOU BIGGER THAN ME, MY LIL NIGGA! MY LIL BROTHER "G" MAN IT'S BEEN A ROLLERCOASTER TRIP BOI WATCHED YOU GROW UP AND NOW YOU BIGGER THAN ME TOO! DAMN YALL NIGGAZ GOT BIG! I GOTTA HIT THE IRON ANYWAY G YOU MY BROTHER NO MATTER I WANNA SEE BOTH YALL ON THAT GRIDIRON DOIN YA THANG IF YA NAME AINT HERE AND I STILL FUCKS WIT YA YOU KNOW YOU GOOD BUT THESE IS MY BLOOD NIGGAS AND PLEASE DONT FUCK UP CAUSE WE SQUAD UP! WINNABOW 4 LIFE C-SQUARED 4EVA YA DIGGGGGG

Music:

LIL WAYNE and every other kind of music but mostly wayne

Movies:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: B. Jones
Birthday: July 1, 1988
Birthplace: Charleston, SC
Current Location: Winnabow
Eye Color: Brown but sometimes during the spring/summer they turn blue
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Black/American Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberlands
Your Weakness: Girls/Money
Your Fears: God
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers(Pizza Hut)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Try to go another year without having a kid
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dont got one
Thoughts First Waking Up: Get Money Fuck Bitches
Your Best Physical Feature: ME
Your Bedtime: 7:30
Your Most Missed Memory: All 3 of my grandfathers
Pepsi or Coke: Strawberry Fanta
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King ..1 (Whopper w/ cheese and bacon)
Single or Group Dates: Orgy :  )
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Grape Fanta
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Water
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Of Course, I have a very Melodic voice
Do you Shower Daily: Nah like once or twice a month! HA
Have you Been in Love: Yes, and I still am
Do you want to go to College: Kinda
Do you want to get Married: Not right now
Do you belive in yourself: If I didnt who would
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on a water bed :D
Do you think you are Attractive: Nah but girlz do for some odd reason I dont know Y
Are you a Health Freak: NOPE!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea I wouldn't be here if it wasn't  for them 2
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nah but I love it when it just rains no thunder or lightning just rain
Do you play an Instrument: My lips
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A pack not a box dawg and I dont eat chocolate
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nah thats like eatin' pussy
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Everyday (lol)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Yea, I like givin girlz payback
Ever been Beaten up: Hell yea
Ever Shoplifted: Nah
How do you want to Die: Don't really think about it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Pornostar
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any that I could just stare into while we talk
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter as long as it smells good I hate hair that stinks
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: I dont really have a choice Im 5'7
Weight: Not no damn Hippo
Best Clothing Style: Butt Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Only one, but a numerous amount of times
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Only one but you must live everyday like it's your last so try and regret nothing
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Television:

Lil' Wayne - Earthquake

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Books:

The 48 Laws of Power, The Guardian

Heroes:

God, Mother Jones, Megan Phelps, Kobe Bryant, Lil Wayne

My Blog

LYING ASS MOTHERFUCKERS

IF YOU GONNA LIE OR HOLD SOMETHING BACK THEN WHAT IS THE POINT IN SAYIN THAT YOU LOVE. IF YOU GONNA DECEIVE THEN WHATS THE POINT IN SAYIN YOU MY NIGGA. NO MATTER WHAT I GOTTA SEE YOU FOR THE REST OF M...
Posted by $ *JONES* $ on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:10:00 PST

THINGS I'VE LEARNED DATING GIRLS

Whit girls(WG's) do what you want them to some of the time, while black girls(BG's)  never do what you want them to, the longer you date a wg the more annoying she gets, bg's are annoying from th...
Posted by $ *JONES* $ on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

THINGS I'VE LEARNED WORKING AT LOWES

1. Im a BIG flirt 2. I dont mean anything by it 3. I like old people 4. I cant stand geezers 5. People can't seem to live without drama 6. I dont think about what I say before I say it 7. I dont regre...
Posted by $ *JONES* $ on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST