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About Me

I get off on prancing into a room, turning it upside down and leaving an impression on people they will not soon forget! People usually look at me like they can't believe what they're seeing! Gotta be "TA-DAH-ISH" !!! Must be the STAR in the room OR ELSE!! You must be asking yourself- But, Kimi? Why do you look so exotic? (tryin not to laugh) Well, once upon a time a magical union was formed by one, Latina lady and one,German Knight. I'm alright at Spanish (PERFECT AT SPANGLISH!) I know I sound obnoxious, but I AM OBNOXIOUS!! Who else goes to the store and slams down a box of tampons at the register and says, "I need something to go with my chocolate!" ANYWAYS! I am flamboyaunt, animated like crazy, entertaining, LOUD!, funny, unique in every way! Someone once told me, "Yeah, Kimi you're funny. But sometimes you go too far like Jenny McCarthy." GUILTY! Love to laugh and make others laugh as well. Example of my humor: I love to speak to grown adults like they're 3 years old and if someone talks to me with an accent, I enjoy speaking back to them in their own accent! (the most fun accents to immitate are ASIAN,HINDU INDIAN AND LATIN!) One day, someone is gonna STRANGLE ME!! I DON'T CARE! HAHAHA I have an uber bad habit of talking about people while standing inches from them...I'm pretty sure they hear me as well. Why am I not dead or missing a limb by now? Also being flashy,outgoing and outrageous are some more traits I've been plauged with. GLAM & GLITTER GIRL HERE!
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My Interests

People Envy Your Ingenuity
You're a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration.
People envy your creativity and "who cares?" attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are! SHOPPING!!!! TRAVEL. GOSSIP. LAUGHING-MAKING FUN OF EVERYTHING!! Photography COOKING!/BAKING. Getting people to laugh sooo hard they can't breath!! yeah! DINNER OUT...MOVIES...BEING SPOILED-Girls and boys, if you can get away with it -I HIGHLY suggest cause it's fun! I'm totally attracted to people who are ecsentric and who are armed with a crazy sense of humor!

I'd like to meet:

NUMBER ONE QUALITY -HARD TO FIND: ENTHUSIASTIC!! **Sorry, kids. NOT on here to find a meaningless relationship! I got enough perverts circulating around me in real life!** If there is a person out there that has a dazzling sense of humor (SARCASM A PLUS!) AND isn't a "before picture" (ya know like when you walk down a street, mothers don't pull their child closer to them when you pass by!! haha HA!) I'd love to chat it up with you. I love someone who is creative,loud,FUNNY,easy to laugh,adventurous,not afraid of what people think and has high energy! I know, I know I've just described an imaginary friend...BUT THERE'S got to be some FAB people out there!!! Also, don't be bothered by standing out in a crowd..CAUSE I DO TIMES TEN!!

Music:

Dance, rock, Cheesy Euro-pop, 80'S new wave, DISCO, techno, alternative some r&b and even less rap....I DEPLORE COUNTRY AND OPERA! Open minded with music! EXCEPT COUNTRY! OH MY GOD-TURN IT OFF!! Can't live without music, though!! transvision vamp

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Movies:

Even though you can't yap in this activity...I ADORE GOING TO THE MOVIES!! LOVE HORROR,scary/creepy, comedy,ROMANCE,DRAMA (OF COURSE!) THRILLERS....anything unusual and unique as well. Films with drugs, junkies,serial killers,frightening monsters,slimey low lifes! haha, porn stars and self destruction-iF THERE'S A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT A DRUGGED OUT PORN STAR- I'M SO IN THE FRONT OF THAT LINE TO SEE IT! Like that Annabel Chong SEX movie...OH MY GOD! I don't smoke, but I needed a ciggy after that one oohh yeah. HURTS SO GOOD!! haha I know, I'm sick! Angelina Jolie is my fav to watch in a movie...GOD! THAT FACE!! I'M NOT WORTHY!! I'M NOT WORTHY!! Mike Myers is my dream guy!!! He's a fellow gemini and he's just adorable!!!! .. .. .. .. .. ....
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Television:

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, Invervention,Flavour of love (it's so ghetto raunchy!) PLAYBOY'S GIRLS NEXT DOOR, PROJECT RUNWAY E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY,Mystery science theater 3000, HBO documentaries- ANYTHING BITCHY AND GOSSIPY!!! Oh and news and stuff like that...for my uh...brain....ahem.....hee hee Angelina Jolie

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Books:

NO LIFE GUARD ON DUTY BY JANICE DICKINSON GOOD STUFF! HOW TO MAKE LOVE LIKE A PORN STAR BY JENNA JAMESON. Again, I love stuff about self destruction..because I am self destructive!!

Heroes:

MY MOMMY!! & DADDY
You Are a Drama Queen (or King)
And the oscar goes to... you!
You're all about overreacting and just plain acting.
You see the world as your stage, and give a great performance.
And while you're friends may find you entertaining at times...
Everyone's secretly hoping that you'll just chill a little.
(But they'd never tell you - they fear your wrath!) Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
Your Driving Is is: 84% Male, 16% Female
According to studies, you drive like a typical male.
You're reckless, aggressive, and see driving as a game.
And while you like to live on the edge a little, you still know how to drive safely.