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About Me

V and U, well, they're like a vaudeville duo. There's no V without U and no U without V - a nice little setup. As far as they're concerned, it really doesn't matter what I babble on about. The only thing they're interested in is how much my voice makes the air vibrate. To them, the air vibrates, therefore I am.

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My Blog

winter project 2008

It has been a long time coming that Sarah and I have looked forward to living together during the freezing, dormant months of the Midwest winter so that we could tackle some great winter project witho...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 10:56:00 GMT

my radio and me

my sports team lost.  so i strapped (taped) my radio to my Huffy and rode it out. there was an hour of post-game extended-coverage and the best way to hear it was alone. granted, you're never alo...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:11:00 GMT

let’s hear it for egocentrism

Today I got:1. my period (!!).2. a dress. 3. a 32" LCD television set.
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:04:00 GMT

my clean slate

i just deleted my latest blog.  i read it, it sounded hateful and juvenile, so i deleted it.  that blog is probably off listening to white rappers in the great unknown now.  i...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:35:00 GMT

my ebay account..

NEEDS TO BE REVOKED.  i bought something really dopey last nite and completely forgot about it.  it's going to take a while for me to be able to admit to people that i sought out and paid fo...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 00:09:00 GMT

internet, meet Mr Smoochers

Mr Smooth Smoochers if you ask anyone.  Mr Smoochers might be a girl, i think i saw his vagina.   We are having a sleepover tonite because i found him outside around 2am and it was abou...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 00:49:00 GMT

seriously pujols????

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=280521125i dare you to watch that video and not cringe.  i mean the whole thing.  i'm not rooting for the Padres or anything, but i do want to see ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 21:31:00 GMT

cloud nine

life is going at a sweet, slow pace right now.  i'm settled in at the new job as well as the new apartment, it's getting warmer, loved ones are healthy.  times like these, i can afford to ob...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 23:43:00 GMT

happiness is a warm puppy

I made a lot of jokes today about having no time to sleep tonite and here it is: the night before i move.  i made a lot of jokes today about having no time to sleep tonite, but i guess this is on...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:33:00 GMT

unemployment: week 2

days unemployed: 13unemployed days spent virus-ridden: 8bed sores: countlessi used to think that maybe babbling into this blog was a sign of a hidden love for writing that was long neglected.&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:34:00 GMT