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I can start WW lll with my wallet what do you got on it bitchI've got a 176 favorite songsActually I have more than that.Robert , your test reveals that Government/Policy may be a great fit for you. Below is an industry description as well as sample job titles. A number of other State and local government jobs also require weekend or night work. Because electricity, gas, and water are used continuously throughout each day, split, weekend, and night shifts are common for utility workers.State and local governments employ people in occupations found in nearly every industry in the economy, including chief executives, managers, engineers, computer specialists, secretaries, and health technicians. Certain occupations, however, are mainly or exclusively found in these governments, such as legislators; tax examiners, collectors, and revenue agents; urban and regional planners; judges, magistrates, and other judicial workers; police and sheriff's patrol officers; and correctional officers and jailers.Chief executives, general and operations managers , and legislators establish government policy and develop laws, rules, and regulations. They are elected or appointed officials who either preside over units of government or make laws. Chief executives include governors, lieutenant governors, mayors, and city managers. General and operations managers include district managers and revenue directors. Legislators include State senators and representatives, county commissioners, and city council members.The Problem with Outsourcing ,,,,,,Was depressed last night so I called Lifeline, a Suicide Hotline.Got a call center in Pakistan .Told them I was suicidal.They got all excited and asked if I could flyyou dont want to know anything about me just turn away and runsso yea I just recently decided that im gonna start writing a book called chop sticks from NJ, and American Flags from China your gonna have to read the back of the book to figure out whats inside, or maybee ill just lie to you and the whole damn thing will be a surpriseso uh yea I just moved to florida somewhere called orange park I dont even know where the hell that is I was gonna live in st.augustine w/ my uncle but some things changed and i ended livin w/ my dad here in bfe and now im working for him which im not too thrilled about yet because i havent received any money from the jobs that we have done. so im basically screwed about a dozen times over untill i either A.) find a new job or B.) get my van fixed or C.) buy this other car that dosent even run needs seats and a front right tire and all the gaskets and rubber boots and well basically anything thats rubber needs to be replaced so that will be my next obsession. I am begining to steadly hate my life severly because of my fathers bullshit. "A new begining" aint so fucking great right now. I have only completed very few of my objectives since I left michigan. gettin there and finding a job.

OK BEFORE YOU READ ANYTHING ELSE: If you are under 18 or are considering about taking any of the following serious just hit the back button on your browser. A day or so ago my mother told me that she seen my myspace page. She said that she wasnt impressed. Of course my first reaction was joy because our generation has found great fun in fucking with your parents. As for the rest of you I am not crazy and I do not want to kill your family or your friends I just want to goto war and kill those families and their friends and get paid to do so and then come home from war and sit on a fat sack of cash and tell stories on how I blew up all the holy war fuckers overseas that wanted to waste our country. umm... well i might be a lil crazy I guess...

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im gonna steal your ciggerette. tie you up, put you in your trunk, steal your car and drive to mexico cuz canada is closerI hate the world thats why I want to destroy you and everyone you knowIm just about sick of peoples profile these days. they ask you what your favorite band or music you have and after about naming all the country-rock from the mid 1950s up they put undecided at the end, MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS PEOPLE. Certain people irratate the SHIT out of me like MICHELLE (ill talk some shit bout her in a min) the few people who really do know me, know who she is and would probally all silently agree anyways this isn't about me. what about the people who have to shove a million banners, fucking surveys, and everything else under the sun before their friends list and comments, thats the shit people really wanna see and you clusterfuck it by putting all that garabge before them. Im on the edge, im about to create a communist rule in myspace so that people cannot put all these things on the top of their page, if the people are that interested in you they will read your damn profile after they add you. oh yea fuck the world cuz it aint doing shit for me (and every last motherfucker here)everyone is falling for someone else while I just hit the floor.ATTENTION: I hearby annouce my candidacy for president. I will be running for the term closest to my 39th birthday. I was born into politics on 3/7/87 from there it was my family that got me involved (grandparents). All through highschool people asked me if I was going to run for President because I know so much on how the government operates and functions. 11/14/06 was the last straw, they asked me so I said yes, I was sick of sitting there and saying well maybee so I said yes. The whole class turned to me and I said well everyone sits on there asses and bitches about the government then why dont you stand up and do somthing about the government, change the way it operates if needed, and move on to the next problem. If the National Committee sends me a "party platform" that I don't like im tellin them to shove it & spin. SOME TECHINICAL DIFFICULTIES ARE BEING EXPERIENCED WITH THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR YOUR LOCAL PROGRAMMING.uh...... im 5'7 i weigh 163 pounds some of the local girls call me buttons because they say i have a really nice 6 pack and some of my closer friends call me MacGyver or john claude vandamn and more recently hitler or Nepolean. I plan on joining the military and serving for a while. I really dont want kids until im finacially stable. If i do have kids probally want 2 boys and a girl. I gotta have a little girl... older brothers gotta protect someone.ATTENTION: We now currently sell deep fried babies at KFC just goto the back door and ring the buzzer 187 times, or can be available at the drive thru with prior notice.

We INTERUPT YOUR NORMAL PROGRAMMING FOR THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: for one day only coupon good for MAR 7th 2007 you can get 2 extra crispy deep fried babys 2 large sides of mashed potatoes 1 large side of clow slaw, 4 ears of corn and 12 biscuits for only 198.70 and you allready know where to pick them up. Remember to ask michelle for the donations.THIS IS THE END OF THE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES.

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