Cute Animal Christmas Song |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-K5w1PFMo
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:21:00 GMT |
The Boogeyman is back |
I was sitting outside tonight and watching the moon... It is cold and the quiet was sublime.At first, I could feel it, the sound... then my ears started ringing and my heart began to beat faster. The ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:04:00 GMT |
Useless facts to amaze you friend with... |
Here are some facts that you never knew you needed to know.
Elvis Presley's favorite amusement ride was bumper cars
Pound for pound, earthworms make up half of all animal life.
Canada is the second la...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:58:00 GMT |
Burma shave signs |
Burma Shave Post Signs from the 1950's - part #1
His cheek
Was rough
His chick vamoosed
And now she won't
Come home to roost
Burma-Shave
the olace to pass
On curves
yo...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:38:00 GMT |
Bumper stickers part !! |
If you can't beat 'em, arrange to have them beaten.
Do I look like a fuckin' people person?
Yes, I'm a bitch, just not your bitch
I'm tryin' to see things your way, but I can't get my head that far up...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 06:29:00 GMT |
Ever wonder why |
If people from Poland is called a Poles, is someone from Holland called a Hole.
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
If a pig looses its voice, would you say it is disgruntled?
If...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 20:56:00 GMT |
T-Shirts that ought to be |
You- off my planet
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup
And your crybaby, whiny butt opinion would be?
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for 30 years
Allow me to introduce myselves
Wha...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 22:05:00 GMT |
Bumper stickers |
Here are some of the bumper stickers I wish I could stick on cars:
Constipated people don't give a shit
Practice safe sex, go screw yourself
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth closed
If...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:35:00 GMT |
Have you ever been to Chubwichalobi Arizona? |
Have you ever been to any of these real past or present Towns or Settlements in Arizona?
Alamo, Alicia, American Flag, Arizmo, Badger Creek, Bagdad, Bass Camp, Battleground, Big Bug, Bitter Well, Blac...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 21:50:00 GMT |
You might be from Tucson if: |
You might be from Tucson if:
You think 10 ton of crushed granite makes a good lawn.
You no longer associate rivers and bridges with water.
Your window tinting is one shade lighter than opaque.
You thi...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 21:26:00 GMT |
