Make em say Ughhhhhhhh!

Myspace Layouts Allow me to reintroduce myself. I'm in the marine corps. I'm fairly competent at my job. I don't particularly like or agree with my present career choice, but I've learned to deal with it. Hey, its a story for the grandkids. Let's see, I'm going to back track a little....I was born a very sheltered child with very thin skin. I'd like to say that I've toughen up, but I'd be lying. One thing you should know is that I'm one sarcastic son of a gun. I mean I've busted a number of balls with my mouth, verbally I mean. Uh, cynical, sardonic, dry, whatever you want to call it, I wear my crown proudly. But I must say that I'm very friendly, hence the looking for friends concept. What else? Yeah, I'm not looking for a girlfriend or wife on here cause I don't know how I'll explain that to the fam. But I would like to meet friendly friends who are actual friends and don't pretend to be friends just to say that they're friends, so people will think that they have alot of friends and therefore they're not really friendly or friends. I recently planned out my life and I would like to share it with you if you don't mind: I wish to enroll at Louisiana State University where I will be the mascot and ride with the cheerleaders to away games and major in drama. Well, 2 years after that I will transfer to the nearest university to Ocean City, Maryland. I will share an apartment with my best friend and hetero life partner while managing the Hooters in OC.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Reginald Williams
Birthday: July 30, 1985
Birthplace: Shreveport, Louisiana
Current Location: Too gay to say, North Carolina
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10 (70 inches)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Let's just say I have my own month
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pumas
Your Weakness: Kryptonite (I don't be on it)
Your Fears: Dying an embarrassing death
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni with LeeAnn Tweeden on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop pleasuring self so much (joking...sorta)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMFAO and BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why am I stuck to the sheets again, geez?
Your Best Physical Feature: The ladies say my eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: No time to dwell in the past
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi with a line of Coke (Just kidding guys)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bojangles and Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: The more the merrier (Spelled correctly just looks wrong
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both are Gay
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both make me go too much
Do you Smoke: Negative
Do you Swear: Like a Pirate
Do you Sing: Extremely off-key and in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Do bears you know what in the woods?
Have you Been in Love: No, but been in Lust plenty of times
Do you want to go to College: Yes please
Do you want to get Married: Only for the great gifts!
Do you belive in yourself: Not in the least
Do you get Motion Sickness: You're kidding, right?
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, in a homely kind of way
Are you a Health Freak: (Looks at stomach) Nah, Don't think so
Do you get along with your Parents: My ride and die chica and chico
Do you like Thunderstorms: Maybe if I was the RainMan (get it?)
Do you play an Instrument: Air guitar and TromBONE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Rubbing or drinking?
In the past month have you Smoked: What exactly?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Do Flintstone Vitamins count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm in a slump
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Order items ..
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but if you eat enough Fig Newtons.......
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Straight out the lake....kidding
In the past month have you been on Stage: My life is a stage and I'm too scared to come on
In the past month have you been Dumped: She knows better, who really follows restraining orders?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only when taking a bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A couple of hearts. Ah, you like that. Smooth right?
Ever been Drunk: Not one of my proudest moments, but yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Are you kidding? I'm such a tease
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah right, you don't want tickets to this gun show, trust me.
Ever Shoplifted: Do I look like I can lift a shop? I'm strong, but come on
How do you want to Die: 70 lying in bed with a 24 year old senorita
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: After watching the first season of Rescue Me, a firefighter.
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter as long as she has eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter as long as its real
Short or Long Hair: Check line above
Height: No dwarves unless she looks like LeeAnn Tweeden
Weight: Not heavier than me even if she does look like LeeAnn Tweeden
Best Clothing Style: Prefer no clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: None unless you count glue
Number of CDs I own: Alot but don't know exact number, but DVDs exactly 297
Number of Piercings: None, enough holes on my body already.
Number of Tattoos: Sadly none, I'm so not a marine
Number of things in my Past I Regret: As Frank Sinatra sang from "I Did It My Way", Regrets, I had a few, but then again, too few to mention
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
REGINALD
Ris forRadical
Eis forExquisite
Gis forGorgeous
Iis forInsane
Nis forNervy
Ais forArticulate
Lis forLovable
Dis forDeep What Does Your Name Mean?
You Are 72% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You Have Low Self Esteem 96% of the Time
You're definitely in a low place right now, but you also know deep down that you can get out of your funk.
Take a chance and make a new friend or try a new interest. Shaking things up will give you the self-esteem boost you need! How is Your Self Esteem?
You're 100% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?
You Should Be a Joke Writer
You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation.
Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life...
You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material.
You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer. What Type of Writer Should You Be?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?