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Ricamus Prime

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Often lazy, never ambiguous. I like to pick on you, find your last nerve and tapdance on it. I've been known to get into arguments about spam and it's origin. Is it a traditional Okinawan food or Hawaiian....test me...I dare you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Trashy heroin addicted whores, but mostly people that can make me laugh with their subtle, witty ironic and sarcastic sense of humor with the occasional sprinkle of crass... and anyone that can carry a decent conversation with the occasional SAT word, vulgarity is a must, and ethnic minorities and displaced people are welcome to my futon

My Blog

two decisions

So today I decided on two things.  First is that I am going to donate my body to science when I die.  I believe in the academic as the ultimate way to further mankinds relentless strugl...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 14:00:00 GMT

new words

When did the word "sexy" replace the word exciting?  It's really strange to hear people say it.  Thank god the masses haven't picked it up as well.  I'd hate to be at the mall and hear ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:00:00 GMT

dumbasses

I really hate those fake scrotums people put on their trucks or jeeps.  It's not funny and looks retarded.  
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:46:00 GMT

sad state

I really think its time there were some new middle eastern actors.  I'm getting really tired of seeing Erick Avari twice a week.  I mean I like the guy and he's a good enough actor, and he...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:16:00 GMT

ed begley

Ed Begley Jr!  God Bless this man.  He is the most underated actor of our time.  And a great humanitarian and environmentalist.  I want to shake his hand
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:08:00 GMT

chapelle

so Chapelle's made it to Inside the Actor's Studio. It's really weird to see Lipton laugh at clips from Half Baked and Chapelle's show...he really just tries too hard.  What a loser
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:28:00 GMT

aging and TV

I know that hollywood people use plastic surgery etc but serioulsy, how is it that Dean Stockwell doesn't age.  I saw him in Dune the other day and he looks exactly the same as he does now in Bat...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 18:23:00 GMT

poop

Dear MySpace Blog, I really never thought this would happen to me, but i got dog shit on my face. I was walking around with a PVC pipe in the backyard and then I decided to play it like a dijireedoo, ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 14:15:00 GMT

christmas

I got into a debate with my dad about the Rabbi that complained about the christmas trees at the airport.  I have to agree with the Rabbi and say, there really should be at least one menorah...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:18:00 GMT

how the press changes

So I realized today that Ted Koppel and Dan Rather are gone.  I don't know if this is a good or bad thing.  Their voices were really annoying and drab, so I won't miss that.  Now these ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 19:03:00 GMT