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Keyser Soze

The greatest trick the devil ever made was convincing the world he didn't exist...and just like that

About Me

Born and raised in Chicago by Polish-American parents (I'm 100% Polish!) and am 57 years old.... School was VERY hard for me except for Science and reading. Both my son and father were held back a year, and yet, I was allowed to continue down a terrible path of failures. It turns out that I had bipolar which cause many problems for me. I wish I had the medications for my bipolar that I have now. I went to 3 different summer schools and barely graduated high school. Because of my emotional issues, I was given the boot by 2 catholic high schools. If you have problems, the catholic schools don't want to deal with it!Over the years, I have been able to do things some people only dream about: -Flew in the cockpit of Dassault Falcon's, DC-10's and 727's--Piloted a Cessna single engine aircraft--Have driven 40' CTA (metro) buses, school buses, police cars, ambulances, taxi cabs, limos, GIANT snow plows, million dollar prototypes vehicles and trucks of all kinds--Drove a Corvette to 147 mph--Got to meet Carroll Shelby-as in the Shelby Mustang, Cobra et al-and drove with him around the Chrysler Proving Grounds in Chelsea, Michigan--Was able to meet and ride with Bob Boundurant, a famous race car driver---Won a first place award in a race set up by Chrysler Corp over Journalists from around the world--Met Lee Iacocca, then Chairman of Chrysler Corp--Interviewed Richard Petty of NASCAR fame-Wrote for the National Lampoon, Chicago Tribune, Consumer Digest, Chicago Dispatcher and had a syndicated column--Won awards for Driver Safety from the National Safety council--Was a Illinois Certified Driver Instructor for the State of Illinois--Am trained in the use of the Smith System, a defensive driving program--Was the ONLY journalist allowed at the "Michigan State Police Car Evaluations in Lansing, Michagan--Have been studying driver safety and vehicle dynamics since I was 9 years old-TO BE CONTINUED..............................
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Friends around the world and meet some woman from my area.... Farting Preacher 5

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My Blog

Its creepy....

2 of my blogs have been deleted by someone who's creepy and, in all probability, can't write good humor. If I find out who did the deletes, I'm going to smack them into the next century.  No...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:19:00 GMT

Moeist Faith Walk....

The difference between a Christian faith walk and a Moeist faith walk is the Moeists have 8, blindfolded members sporting hand-trucks tied to their torso. The leader is in the rear and he/she whacks t...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:41:00 GMT

My Belief in Moeism....

As a Moeist, I believe that Moe, from the 3 Stooges, is the divine savior....
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:48:00 GMT