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Can't Explain, Won't Apologize

If you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten. Control your life through insanity.

About Me

"We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies" Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments I'm Chris odds are you probably know me so I don't think I need to explain too much. I'm from Santa Rosa, California, born and raised ironically on the playground was where I spent most of my days. I like surfing, snowboarding, playing music, running, hiking, camping, playing sports, pretty much anything to keep me busy. I've survived many social tragedies which have made me the person I am today, yet I always seem to feel the need to save the world from itself not sure why. I'm usually pretty chill there is always somebody who has it worse off than me so I tend to stay pretty grounded and level headed. Other than that if you know me cool if not well let's drink. Peace, love and all of the above.Life is the beauty of disappointment and never-satisfied love. The cruel beauty of nature, and everlasting beauty of monotony. MyGen Profile Generator
You Belong in San Diego
Laid back and friendly, you were meant to live most of your life on the beach.
You usually think everything is "all good"... except when the weather dips under 60F.
You stay classy - especially when you're in Tijuana! Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test Surfing is a contact sport Shit Yes!!

My Interests

The minute you stop exploring, then just sit down and fucking die"Carpe Diem Babies!!

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that can formulate intelligent thought, or a waiter/waitress who is nauseated by food

Music:

"The greatest moments of the human spirit may be deduced from the greatest moments in music" "Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life" I am a dirty filthy whore when it comes to music I enjoy any and all types of music anything that can convey the mood I'm in the better. Some of my favorites are Echobrain, Metallica, Alice In Chains, Jerry Cantrell, Blind Melon, Jimi Henedrix, Jurassic 5, Pantera, Tenacious D, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Megadeth, Sepultura, Mad Season, The Roots, Miles Davis, Sufjan Stevens, Donavon Frankenreiter, Slayer, John Mayer, Westside Connection, Mars Volta, Souls Of Mischief, Taking Back Sunday, Muse, Queens of the Stone Age, Thrice, Meat Puppets, Miles Davis, Dresdon Dolls, John 5, SOAD, Counting Crows, Smashing Pumpkins, Dinosaur Jr., Natural Calamity, Stretch Armstrong, Tribe Called Quest, Swingin Utters, Arco, Smoke City, Miss Derringer, Live, Dashboard Confessional, Suicidal Tendencies, Handel, Ice Cube, NWA, Jill Scott, The Pixies, Tristan Prettyman, The Sword, Hank Williams, Sr., The Replacements, Talib Kweli, John Coltrane, Slightly Stoopid, Mozart, Tha Dogg Pound, Blues Traveler, Mudhoney, Erykah Badu, Tom Waits, NOFX, Jodeci, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Public Enemy, Dr. Dre, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, Mos Def, the Doors, UFO, Pearl Jam, Sublime, Corrosion of Conformity, Simon and Garfunkel, Nirvana, Primus, At the Drive In, Beastie Boys, Pink Floyd, Wolfmother, Jack Johnson, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Black Flag, Allison Krauss, Death Cab for Cutie, Beck, Black Sabbath, G Love & Special Sauce, Weezer, Queen, Tegan and Sara, Children of Bodom, Neil Young, Trivium, Get Up Kids, Flaming Lips, Elliot Smith, The Beatles, 2pac, Bach, Down, Project 86, Jimmy Eat World, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Misfits, Incubus, Anti-Flag, Wilco, Ani Difranco, Anthrax, Faith No More, My Morning Jacket, Johnny Cash, Apocalyptica, DMX, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, and Audioslave there are hella more but it's too far and I'm too lazy

Movies:

Kingpin, Dumb and Dumber, Clockwork Orange, Good the Bad and the Ugly, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, SLC Punk, Blow, Bad Santa, Cool Hand Luke, Thicker Than Water, Blues Brothers, Animal House, Sleepy Hollow, Requiem for a Dream, American History X, Raising Arizona, Dazed and Confused, Forrest Gump, Some Kind of Monster, Fight Club, Brother Keeper, Paradise Lost, Paradise Now, Bowling for Columbine, A History of Violence, Boondock FUCKIN Saints, Erotic, Pool Hall Junkies, This Is Spinal Tap, Anything Monty Python, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Super Troopers, Office Space, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, there is more but fuck I......'m hella lazy

Television:

I tend to live without it but I do watch the Daily show, Colbert Report, Simpsons, The Office, South Park, Lost, Mythbusters, and the History Channel.

Books:

The Kite Runner, On The Road, The Tibetan Book of the Dead if you have any suggestions please tell me.

Heroes:

My Mom, Rob Bailey, Mahatma Ghandi, His Holiness The Dalai Lama, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, Plato, My friends, Powdered Toastman, and Artie the Stongest Man in the World. Finally anyone willing to act and think outside the "normal realm" of what is accepted by society.

My Blog

A Place of Worship

Oh dear God I miss surfing.  Sitting outside staring at the stars realizing that the one constant I will have for the rest of my life will be surfing.  It's become my rock, even th...
Posted by Can't Explain, Won't Apologize on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:22:00 PST

Kill em all and let God sort em out!!

It's most unfortunante but here are some words to live by.  Spoken from truth. Die, die, die my darlingDont utter a single wordDie, die, die my darlingJust shut your pretty eyesIll be seeing you ...
Posted by Can't Explain, Won't Apologize on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:38:00 PST

Angry Rant!! ARGH!!

Why does caring about people suck so much.  I am over-protective of the people I care about, I can't help it I guess I can't be selfish like that I don't know the meaning of self.  All&...
Posted by Can't Explain, Won't Apologize on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:01:00 PST

Eyerack

Although I have strongly disagreed with this war from its inception, I'm here now so I just got to deal with it, even though I have pissed off several people for speaking my mind about a certain ...
Posted by Can't Explain, Won't Apologize on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:36:00 PST

All the world over, I will back the masses against the classes

Friends, Monday, November 27th, marked the day that we had been in Iraq longer than we were in all of World War II. That's right. We were able to defeat all of Nazi Germany, Mussolini, and the entir...
Posted by Can't Explain, Won't Apologize on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:56:00 PST