Golden Rules
Talk is cheap. I'll remember what you have to say, but your actions will let me know if its bullshit.
Don't try to hide shit from me. When I find out, you bet i'll be pissed.
Dramma? I despise it.I wont be sticking around, and yes you caused it. There are more important things in life (shocking huh?)
-Quit bitching about not wanting to eat something because its gonna make you fat.
Guys night out means exactly that. Even if your usually 'one of the guys' it limits our fun no matter how cool you are.
-Herbavors, prepare to witness me eating huge chunks of cow.
-We must keep a "equal" relationship. If I end up taking you everywhere and paying for stuff here and there, it wont last very long
-Thou shal not buy thou female a drink unless I get one in return I compare drink mooching females to the ghetto ass people I work with all day. (thats a bad thing yo)
-Im really not too picky on whom I date, a fun time is a freaking fun time.
-Don't introduce me to the flavor of the month/your ex if we've had a history. If so...im gonna start by giving him a high-five for nailing you and ask him how ya preform in bed.
-If I don't like somebody, TOUGH! bitching will not change anything....in fact, it'll make me question your secret motives...
--------->Especially if it was your fault.
Im not a public display of affection fan, I see no need to rudely show off to everybody how to publicly violate each other, keep it in the bedroom!