My advise |
Fall in love !!!! get hurt !!! get lucky !! feel like superman for a day !!! have your cake and Edith too !! fry your eggs and fuck them up on purpose !!!! make a woman laugh! make one cry !steal cand...
Posted by Yooperdude on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:43:00 PST |
First Drag run's for the year |
1/4 mile testing with a 1999 600cc bandit . mods to the bike are GSXR 750 cams , V/H sidewinder drag exhaust , No airbox with velocity stacks {no filters }, 1994 RF 600cc Ignition box , 15/50 gearing...
Posted by Yooperdude on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:22:00 PST |
Race schedule at WIR be there dammit !!!!!!! |
Wisconsin International Raceway 2006 Drag Strip Schedule
April 2006 (All dates subject to change without notice)
Sat
15th
10am -1pm
Drag Racers Pre-Tech 10am to 1pm The Pit Stop Bar
Sat
22nd...
Posted by Yooperdude on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:09:00 PST |
Shit |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or ha...
Posted by Yooperdude on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:22:00 PST |
9 Things I hate |
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toil...
Posted by Yooperdude on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST |
Cop quotes |
The following "sound bites" were taken off actual police car videosaround the country.? There are some pretty funny policemen out there!?I personallylike the last one!? Have a good snicker!
15).? "Re...
Posted by Yooperdude on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:42:00 PST |
Sexual urges |
The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.He asks the First Ser...
Posted by Yooperdude on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:06:00 PST |
Life |
Life's journey is not to arrive at > a grave safely in a well-preserved > body, but rather to skid in > sideways, totally worn out, > shouting "...holy shit....what a > ride!"
Posted by Yooperdude on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:42:00 PST |
Managment 101 from Da Yooperdude |
A THREE-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answer...
Posted by Yooperdude on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:28:00 PST |
Joke of the day from me |
Two Dwarfs Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made...
Posted by Yooperdude on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:39:00 PST |
