Hello Myspace Nerds...yeah, I called ya nerds. This site is lame. Yeah, I'm on it. I never said I wasn't a nerd! I'm here because it seems like the COOL thing to do. Age isn't a factor, sadly!
I rarely come by and check messages. If you decide to leave one---make it interesting. And for the 'tards out there confused by what I might find interesting, let me help you with a few things I AM NOT INTERESTED IN: You're limp, crusty looking cocks, or your gapped-toothed, bucked, yellowed-from-years-of-smoking-and-no-brushing- come-hitherto smiles that make me want to puke up my Wendy's Value Fries! I AM NOT seeking a bed-mate...anymore! I got one and I met her off of EASYHOESONNET.com. PUSSY RULES! I am not even really looking for friends. Spectators that comment every now and then are cool. But anything else is just a waste. Seriously.
Hmmmm...what else can I say besides what I've said...let's recap. Shall we? I hate myspace...ok, I don't LIKE it. Ummm...Be creative if you feel the need to write me. And if your a pathetic loser looking for booty on myspace and you peeped my pics or some old comments I left and you thought to urself you may have found a winner---YOU HAVENT! But I can point ya in the direction of some ppl that will fit that nicely!
Additional tidbits I guess I can throw in for those itching to know:
I am biracial. And Bisexual...and if you get me drunk enough, bilingual.
I live in Detroit, Mi but my heart is in Dixie. Cuz of my new love for line dancing! I refuse to wear cowboy boots cuz of the acrylics on my toes. So, I wear bunny slippers. They were the only thing that matched my green cowboy hat.
I am a pisces and I really am not a bad wiper. I am lazy, though. Work is for sucka's...or ppl who want to be independent, pay bills and live in nice homes and have nice things.
I enjoy movies, concerts, plays, musicals, (country, but u remember that don't ya?) strips clubs with hot women that are easy...tehehe...tehehe. Tell no one!
I take medication for anxiety. YAY ATIVAN! I worry constantly. Will I ever be a contender? Will I win the lottery? Will I be the next American Idol? Will I be the next Top Model? Will they find out I pulled off one of the biggest crime of the century when I had Seinfeld cancelled by writing threatening letters to the network?
I love watching dvd movies, but hate watching television. Unless, it is House or American Idol.
I drink excessivley (challenge me bitch!)...str8 vodka, right now! I no longer smoke Djarums. I love skittles and I am now an herbalist. I am addicted to love and sex. Sometimes to Rock N Roll. I'm a lover not a fighter. Although, I was a bullfighter for a little while. I quit because I was too fat for the pants.
I have banana hands. My brother told me so. I treat men like meat, an ex told me so. I need to stand on my own two feet, my mom told me that. If I am ever in a legal battle, I need to call 1800callsam. Sam Bernstein told me that. Not directly. I know it was meant exclusively for me though. I am on a diet. 500 calories or less. I've lost over 50lbs since last nov. I hope to be completely anorexic by summer. Stay tuned for the skeletal pics.
I enjoy long walks on sandy beaches, wearing my moonboots! I am in love with Jack Handy.
CHECK ME OUT AT: http://360.yahoo.com/salacious_femme
Where I have a 360 page and photo album.
I write poetry and I was working on a book. Not a book of poetry u idiots. A fictional memoir. It is difficult since my best writing comes, when I am blindfolded. However, when I take the blindfold off I often find I haven't written anything on the paper. The completion of this product is now impossible since my ma has taken the liberty of keeping my computer after kicking my daughter and I out and throwing all of our belongings she didn't steal or sell in her mouse infested garage. It sucks.
I have 20/20 vision and hindsight. I can partially read palms.
I had a bag of Fritos. They were Texas Grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah. Reminds me of summer time, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. "Better flip that Frito, Dad. You know how I like mine.
I am an atheist.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...I don't tell employers cuz I still like holidays! Well, this is me in a nutshell...Caiocito
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