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About Me

I spend more time in my own head than I do with the rest of you.I play pretend while walking down the street, driving in my car, doing menial tasks.I sing to alleviate boredom.I often blank out during conversation. People assume I'm thinking relly hard about what's going on inside my head. The truth is that I'm trying really hard to have something going on in my head that I can talk about. It's really one of the only times that my brain just plain stops.I don't like cell phones, but now I'm hooked in with everyone else.I hit people with boffer weapons.I've been on stage in a little pink dress.... oh, and I'm a d20, it would appear.

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Strangely, I got this quiz from one of my non-nerdy friends...

My Interests

I like to read a lot of fantasy.I also like moral ambiguity. It makes me really uncomfortable in life, but I love pondering over it.Zelda. I love Zelda.Re-writing my myspace profile info when I should be going to bed and getting ready for an 8 a.m. class.Non-contrived happy endings.Shakespeare.War: It's FANtastic!

I'd like to meet:

The Genie of the Lamp.Jeremy Lister... I think we'd fight.A deadline.My latent superpowers. They're there. I know they are.

Music:

I like music that makes me laugh, lifts my spirits, or give me some kind of catharsis. I takes all kinds, but my CD collection is tragically full of angsty music.I like lots of happy music, I just don't seem to have any. It's really pretty damned annoying when I'm having a good day.

Movies:

Braveheart, Gladiator, Death to Smoochy, Star Wars IV through VI (particularly V), Resevoir Dogs, The Rock, Frequency, Pay It Forward, several Disney movies that I don't care to list, The Princess Bride, Othello (Branaugh and Fishburn), Lord of the Rings I through III, Space Balls, Blazing Saddles, Saving Private Ryan, Young Guns I and II, all the Indiana Jones Movies, Sixth Sense, The Devil's own, L.A. Confidential... and a whole lot more that I just don't want to write down...I tend to be a sucker for tragic hero movies and cheesey 'Win the girl, beat the bad guy' movies.

Television:

Do DVDs of past seasons count?I luv me some Lost, Firefly, 24, and Scrubs.I bet I'd love Heroes. Don't wanna jump in now though. I'll wait for the damn DVDs... again.

Books:

The Prydain Series (The Book of Three, The Black Cauldron, etc.) by Lloyd Alexander, A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin, Dragon Lance Chronicles by Margret Weiss and Tracy Hickman,The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide by Douglas Adams

Heroes:

Indiana JonesJaime LannisterWilliam WallaceHan SoloSpidermanTyrion LannisterBatman

My Blog

Shakespeare

Characters were assigned in class today. I will be playing Hotspur from Henry IV part 1. I might have been stuck with Romeo, as it was also one of the possibilities. I feel a bullet has been dodged he...
Posted by Jar Meat on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:24:00 PST

Inventory

Okay, I'm a bit more calm than I've been in the past few days. The impending days off help, though I have to confess that the freedom is a sort of slap in the face right now. Still, I've got poker nig...
Posted by Jar Meat on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:42:00 PST

Classifides: Thoughts for sale (or) Thinly veiled complaining

To whom it may concern, I have found myself in possession of a surplus of cognitive product. The drastically reduced rate of export (concerning particularly: expression pallates, imagery recordings, ...
Posted by Jar Meat on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:04:00 PST

holocaust

It defeats the purpose of a blog when you find that you cannot express your thoughts or feelings for fear of who might read it and know they were on your mind in a given context. This purpo...
Posted by Jar Meat on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:58:00 PST

disordered

I'm cleaning up my room to prep for my move in under two weeks. In doing so, I came upon my copy of the psych evaluation I went through in highschool. Every time I read this thing over I learn somethi...
Posted by Jar Meat on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:34:00 PST

subtext

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Posted by Jar Meat on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:08:00 PST

spinning the wheels

It is a good thing that I am not in a show right now. It is a good thing I have not auditioned for anything in months. It is a good thing. I swear. I have a much-needed break from the hectic lifestyle...
Posted by Jar Meat on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:31:00 PST

And in it seeps

The weekend was fantasticly fun. It involved good convseration, nerdy hobbies, free food, and radioactive lake water. I miss it all already... all but the third arm I'm developing. The week by co...
Posted by Jar Meat on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:24:00 PST

... in bed

Oh, and another highlight this week: My latest fortune cookie said, "You will become passionate and determined about your convictions." ... You see?! You SEE?! These are the things that entertain me ...
Posted by Jar Meat on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:34:00 PST

Voice class poem in non-poetic structure

The Anchorite The color of his walls, like ham or kisses, was just too carnally pink. So he painted it over in rusty brown like stale blood. He sat in his solitary cell, banished the cat as too female...
Posted by Jar Meat on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:54:00 PST