Ben - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well, I suppose that it's high time to enter a few lines about myself and my wife. We have recently relocated to Pittsburgh, and are still in the process of unpacking and reorganizing our lives. I am blissfully unemployed at the moment, which confounds me to no end because I seem to be doing about a trillion times more work than when a job last had me. I suppose that's the nature of the beast they call moving, though. Anyway, enough about me. How are you? [added 8/17/07] Okay, how many people do you know who have their lego collection insured? Anybody? Well, then I'm proud to be your first. Massage me for more details--er, "message," sorry.[added 8/19/07] Happy 1st aniversary to me! The weekend camping at Ohiopyle state park went off without a hitch (that was last year around this time), except for me losing my wedding ring on the natural waterslide, and kicking over the lantern during my midnight pee, whereby shattering the glass screen. Other than that, year 1 was fantastic!

My Interests

There's...this game...

I'd like to meet:

The Easter Bunny, and tell him to keep up the good work.

Music:

...No, seriously, it's a tabletop battle strategy game (ttbsg?) called WARMACHINE (intentionally all caps, to make it more kick-ass), and it's a lot of fun--

Movies:

...Why do you always laugh at me when I start a conversation like this? I happen to like ttbsg's (?), and I think that if you gave them a chance, you--

Television:

Ah, go read a book or something.

Books:

"Books" plural. Fine, whatever.

Heroes:

You don't like ttbsg's, but you have the gall, the AUDACITY to ask me about heroes? I say "good day."