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Anna

My one wild and precious life...

About Me

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Well, you have stumbled into Anna's world so sit back, buckle up and enjoy the ride.Fresh from a bout of internet dating, I decided to give this a try on the advice of a male friend of mine. He says I am too interesting to travel the well-trodden road of the searching single because those forums don't give me enough room to roam through my thought processes so here goes...Vital stats include the following: Just shy of 5'10" tall, hazel eyes, athletic build, and a wicked sense of humor. I have been divorced since 1991 so I have had plenty of time to become quite self sufficient and found that I have the capacity to amuse myself for hours on end. I have been known to bust some moves in my living room, roll around on the carpet laughing over an errant thought and have been known to strike Schwarzenegger-like poses in the bathroom mirror just because the mood strikes me. Yes, there have been those mornings when I wake up with the hair from hell and as I stand there surveying the damage, I find myself crafting a mohawk and spray it into place as I prance downstairs to get a bowl of cereal.I am looking for a guy's guy who remembers how to laugh out loud, knows how to treat a woman like she's special, and can clean up his own mess since he knows it makes me smile which leads to friendly gestures and undying gratitude on my part. What you get in return is a best friend, a loyal partner, and a woman who stands by you through thick and thin. Kinda hard to believe but it's all true. Women like me really do exist! If you are looking for someone high maintenance, moody as a crack-addled monkey, and easily distracted by shiny objects then I suggest you redefine your search. Hint: Look for the ones with big hair who are flashing lots of cleavage and capped teeth.

My Interests

Besides my navel lint? I read voraciously, swim, hike, bike, dance, sing out loud and have been known to find the insides of my eyelids extremely interesting on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

I'd like to meet:

I think I covered this pretty well in the "about me" section although, taking liberty with this topic, I wouldn't mind meeting Bill Maher, Leonardo da Vinci, Dave Barry, P.J. O'Rourke, Ellen DeGeneres, Condaleeza Rice, and Anna Quindlen. That's just the short list.

Music:

Just as eclectic as my reading material. It's all over the board but to give you an idea some of my favorite artists include:Audioslave, Puddle of Mudd, Three Doors Down, Nickelback, Creed, Nirvana, Evanescence, Coldplay, Joe Sample, Diana Krall, Liz Story, Eagles, Joe Cocker, The Fabulous Thunderbirds, Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, Duran Duran, and Mozart just to name a few. I also love piano solos, classical guitar and certain country western artists as long as the songs don't entail losing one's pickup truck, girlfriend, or dog (not necessarily in that order).

Movies:

Okay, I got the feeling back in my hands so I can continue with this endless monologue...fascinating as I am I get weirded out by divulging all my secrets to thousands (okay maybe 10 or so) strangers.I love to watch movies and like my books and music quite an eclectic selection. Some of my all-time favorites include (but not limited to) Tommy Boy (duh), Apocolypse Now, Boondock Saints (awesome), Caddyshack, any period pieces such as Elizabeth, Pride and Prejudice, etc., Mulholland Falls, American Beauty...hell, I just looked at my dvd collection and I could be here all day. I haven't really gone to the movie theatre lately 'cuz I like being able to pause the movie for snack breaks but I did drag myself to see "Jarhead". Can't quite remember the plot but the sight of all those half-naked and fully naked Marines was well worth the price of admission. I give it two thumbs up and a hearty round of applause. Semper fi...

Television:

This is a tricky one. If you answer it too enthusiastically people will think all you do is lay around channel surfing because you have no life...hmm. Dilemma. I do watch movies and the digital channels like Animal Planet, Forensic Files, and of course ESPN. I also like to tune into Bill Maher, the Sopranos on occasion when I'm feeling vengeful, Sex and the City to confirm my suspicions that not just the great unwashed are having a hard time finding a meaningful relationship, and if I'm home, I watch Dr. Phil. He's a god.

Books:

The space allotted is simply too small to list all of my favorite books. Suffice it to say that my tastes run from one end of the spectrum to the other with a definite detour around romance novels...a waste of words if you ask me. I give credit to my extensive reading for the immense vocabulary and curious nature I possess. I am most happy surrounded by my books and have a stack of unread ones on my coffee table singing their siren song to lure me to the couch and into their world or venue. I pity anyone who hasn't discovered the power of the written word. I was the kid under the covers at night with a flashlight reading anything I could get my hands on. The book "Fahrenheit 451" truly disturbed me as I couldn't imagine a world without books. Ayn Rand and her books "Atlas Shrugged" and "The Fountainhead" were two pivotal books in my teenage years as well as the "Dune" series by Frank Herbert. Mindblowing.

Heroes:

We have a sincere lack of heroes today. It seems as though everyone is so focused in on their own gratification they can't see beyond the end of their hands. But since we are asking this question of moi, I must reach back to my childhood and say that the one hero that stands out is Wonder Woman. I thought she was awesome: kickin' ass, takin' names and doing it all with cool weapons and costume accessories like her wristbands. The greatest trick was how she always knew where her invisible ship was located. I think she had one of those clappers to help her out.