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"I paged myself once at my old job, because no one was paying attn to me." -B. Dennis"I am hygienic and pleasant!" -Annie Dennis"Annie bit me as a joke which pissed me off because i don't like to be bitten." -Erin Dennis"I don't know what it's like up here, but in the South, when you open the door to your pick-up truck and beer cans fall out, that is red-neck." -Kerry Anne Jackson"And stick that in a blender! No stop it! You CRAZY!" -Kerry Anne Jackson"What- you got a hemorrhoid or somethin'?" -Annie Dennis"Is there a bathroom here for twosies?" -Cassandra"That's my middle name. Jeffrey Multiplegunshotwoundstothehead Barg. That shits German. You don't fuck with that shit." -Jeffrey M. Barg"What's good for the goose is good for the gander? So they're talking about blow jobs, right?" -Annie Dennis"I'm gonna take that book... and im gonna beat you do death with it." -Joey Tribbiani"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. "-Ron BurgandyI would marry Joey Tribbiani if he were real.I love swiss cheese.I recently discovered that i am awesome. This is my proud day.