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MR. SHAUN

PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE!!! AND BY THE WAY BILLY FINDEISS...WHAT A DOUCHE

About Me

I'M THE KIND OF GUY WHO JUST LIVES EACH DAY TO ITS FULLEST AND BY THAT I MEAN I LIKE TO DRINK AND PARTY!!!!!!! I'LL SLEEP AND REST WHEN I AM 6 FEET UNDER.......IF YOU DONT LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME YOU WON'T LIKE ME!!!!! I GET ALONG WITH EVERYONE UNLESS YOU ARE ARE A JACKASS.....THEN I'LL JUST IGNORE YOU!!!!!!!!! I DIG TATTOOS, DOWN TO EARTH PEOPLE, MUSIC, I LOVE TO LAUGH, OH YEAH DID I MENTION THAT I LOVE TO DRINK BOOZE......
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shaun
Birthday: July 29 2980
Birthplace: birmingham
Current Location: grayson valley
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5 "10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: cracker
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots (cowboy)
Your Weakness: a tall cool budweiser
Your Fears: a hot budweiser
Your Perfect Pizza: lunch room pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: become the next lottery winner
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont really use that shit i have a phone
Thoughts First Waking Up: man i feel like shit......
Your Best Physical Feature: my tail
Your Bedtime: when the booze runs out or the sun comes up
Your Most Missed Memory: being a worry free kid
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: its got to be the king
Single or Group Dates: single dates.......group sex!!!!!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: only milos sweet tea will do
Chocolate or Vanilla: what does the count like?
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: a shitload
Do you Swear: all the fuckin time jackass
Do you Sing: only if the fuckin song has swearing in it
Do you Shower Daily: i shower hourly
Have you Been in Love: tried it didnt like it
Do you want to go to College: i did
Do you want to get Married: maybe if i meet a fine BITCH with a sexy tail on her
Do you belive in yourself: oh yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: dont think so
Do you think you are Attractive: i look better to drunk chicks
Are you a Health Freak: hell no unless you consider booze and drugs healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: oh yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: unless im driving in one
Do you play an Instrument: i can play the skin flute like a champ
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uh thats a stupid question look at my profile
In the past month have you Smoked: every chance i get
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no its been cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes but didnt get caught
Ever been Drunk: ever been sober
Ever been called a Tease: not so much
Ever been Beaten up: no i try to avoid that
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: while having rough sex with a slutty whore
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: aruba and hope not to dissapear
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blood shot
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown or blonde
Short or Long Hair: long on top short on bottom
Height: not fat
Weight: dont care
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: cant count that high....get high..
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: shooting that one guy in Reno just to watch him die

My Interests

A GOOD BAR, A FUN PARTY, HOT CHICKS, BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE ME SMILE AND LAUGH!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'D LIKE TO MEET COOL PEOPLE THAT GO OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME NOT FUCKERS WHO GO OUT TO START SHIT......LOOK FOR DRAMA...OR OTHERWISE MAKE ME FROWN.....I'VE MET ENOUGH OF THOSE IN MY LIFE ALREADY.....I HATE LIARS,FAKES, AND PEOPLE WHO JUDGE AND LOOK DOWN ON OTHERS THEY DON'T REALLY KNOW!!!!!..

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Music:

I'M INTO ALL KIND OF SHIT, EVERYTHING FROM NINE INCH NAILS TO GEORGE STRAIT....I'M NOT REAL BIG ON THE NEW RAP SCENE BUT I DO LIKE EMINEM, OLD 90'S RAP, AND SOME OUTKAST AND DANCE MUSIC...

Movies:

I AM A SUCKER FOR SLING BLADE...I'LL GO WORD FOR WORD WITH ANYBODY ON SOME SLING BLADE KNOWLEDGE. I LOVE QUENTIN TARANTINO FLICKS, ANYTHING WITH BILLY BOB, COMEDIES.....MY NEWEST FAVORITE IS WAITING...ANDI HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO PLAY "THE GAME"

Television:

I LIKE SOUTH PARK, FAMILY GUY, DAVE CHAPPELLE, DRAWN TOGETHER, AND BASICALLY ALL THE SHIT ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND CARTOON NETWORK......I CAN' REALLY GET INTO SERIOUS SHOWS BUT I WILL WATCH FRIENDS ALL DAY LONG...ALONG WITH ALL THE SEINFELDS....

Books:

READING...NOT SO MUCH, ITS KIND OF HARD TO READ AND DRINK A BEER WHILE SMOKING......BUT I WILL CHECK OUT A PLAYBOY EVERY NOW AND AGAIN...YOU KNOW FOR THE ARTICLES!!!!!!!

Heroes:

UH I DONT REALLY HAVE ANY........SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!