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Bev

About Me

I’m a Hawaii kid - born in Waikiki, raised in Kalihi, learned life in Salt Lake.
I know how to swim, but don’t surf.
I’m a runner who prefers track over cross country.
I’d rather snowboard than ski, and watch Formula 1 over NASCAR.
My favorite animal is the Hawaiian green sea turtle, but I have a soft spot for penguins too.
I wanted to be a marine biologist but sucked at Latin so I majored in English instead.
I own the Complete Works of William Shakespeare, though I’m also a fan of William Wordsworth.
I subscribe to: Kiplinger’s, Budget Travel, Sporting News, AutoWeek.
I drive a Toyota Corolla but would rather have an Audi R8.
I love cheese but hate it on my burgers.
I sketch with charcoal, not pastels.
My favorite place to travel is everywhere I haven’t been.
I’m a cheap date - all I ever really eat is dessert.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you know what movie this is from, then you are worthy of my presence:
"I'd love to run around and take classes and play with my inner self! I'd love the freedom to be some pissed-off criminal with no responsibilities, except I don't have the time! But you don't see me with a gun. And you don't see me sleeping with someone else. You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house? You think every morning I wake up, look in the mirror and say, 'Gee, I'm glad I'm me and not some 19-year-old billionaire rock star with the body of an athlete and a 24-hour erection!' No, I don't! So just excuse the s--- out of me!"

My Blog

[Mood Swing]

So I thought this week would be pretty relaxed. Boss is gone. New girl is gone. H-Dawg keeps to himself. So it's just me and my cube and doing my own thang. Was looking forward to two-hour lunches and...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:05:00 GMT

[Anti-Alonso]

The Top 5 Reasons Why Fernando Alonso Sucks:   5.  He is Spanish. Like my pinkie toe, which is also Spanish, he has no real purpose.   4.  He takes no responsibility. Anytime ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:09:00 GMT

[Zombie Chatter]

I dream of sleep but can't do it. It's 4:58 AM and I'm typing up a blog. Is that crazy? I feel retarded munching on kettle-style salt-and-vinegar chips and chugging down bottled water at this hour. Bu...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:58:00 GMT

[Biting the Apple...]

And it be c-o-l-d. I'm in New York City right now, just wrapping up the work day. Flew in Tuesday afternoon and been doing auto show this-and-that up until tonight. Last work-related event is a d...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:11:00 GMT

[Year-End Headache]

I am so not surprised that I am basically ending 2006 with a headache. Suffering it for a whole day now. Maybe it's a migraine. I don't know. I haven't been officially diagnosed as a migraine sufferer...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 13:01:00 GMT

[Cali is Weak Sauce]

I've been MIA long enough. Anybody miss me? Eh, probably not. Just got back from Maui on the red-eye. It was goooood (the vacay, not the flight). I love my blue ocean. Why can't the ocean always be bl...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 22:20:00 GMT

[Yeah, Like the Dog]

Ha ha. I've got Toto on everyone's brain. It's friggin' awesome because people are going to be pissed at me now. Muahahaha. Let's all go bless the rains down in Aaaaafrica.
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:50:00 GMT

[Hee-Haw]

So here I am in Nashville. It feels different, yet the same. Different because not too many folks wearing slippahs. Same because it's pretty and green, like Hawaii.Different because not too many ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 19:27:00 GMT

[Like Sands in the Hourglass...]

I can't wait for it all to end.I am so friggin' bored. Why does work have to be so boring today? Hell, why did I come in today? I could've done all this crap from home. It's not like I don't have any ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 14:16:00 GMT