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Chan Chan CHANNING!

Shut up, CRAP SACK!

About Me

I feel like I spent too many years wasting my time as a radio DJ so now I am in school working towards a BA in Business with a few extras thrown in the mix. For all you folks wondering "where's Channing?" Let me tell ya, I have been doing some cool shit since radio. I currently work for Antech Diagnostics where we analyze blood, shit, ad piss from animals. What we find is reported back to the Veterinarian and he or she determines what treatment to provide. I am still down with my hard rock and heavy metal, I just don't get out to party anymore. I am not dead so you might see me out and about sometime. KEEP IT METAL!! :)

We were called hookers right after this pic was taken. By a 20 something bimbo. WE ROCK!!

By the looks of THIS pic, maybe "hooker" is a good nickname....YIKES!!

My Interests

Got lots of studying to do. I consider that an interest I suppose.

I'd like to meet:

The President of the United States of America and/or any past President cuz' they just rock! (well, most of em'), Ville Valo from HIM, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Billy Idol, Mark Wahlberg (I'd die happy!) and YO' MAMMA!

Music:

How much bandwidth am I allowed? Pantera, DamagePlan, Gasoline, Rebel Meets Rebel, HELL YEAH, (Vinnie Paul/Mudvayne/NothingFace colaboration, the shit
ROCKS!) BLS, Godsmack, Slipknot, System of a Down, Type O Negative, Lamb of God, Slayer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Exodus, Anthrax, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, KMFDM, CKY, H.I.M., Metallica, GnR, Motley Crue, Megadeth, COC, Savatage, Dio, Queensryche, Sepultura, Sevendust, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Deftones, Shadows Fall, Mudvayne,Manson, Static X, Korn, Union Underground, Soil, Drowning Pool, Zombie, PM5K, Killswitch Engage, Nine Inch Nails, Bullet For My Valentine, EyeHateGod, Billy Idol, Strapping Young Lad, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Kittie (them Bitches can ROCK!), Children of Bodom, Cradle of Filth, Lacuna Coil and MARKY MARK!...The list goes on for days....

You wanna Bitch about somethin'?

CHANNING'S PODCASTS! CLICK HERE!

HELLYEAH!

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Movies:

I LOVE me some Marky Mark (Wahlberg) in his friggin' Calvins! WHOOP WHOOP!!

Trainspotting, Sid and Nancy, The Lost Boys, Fear, House of a Thousand Corpses, Devils Rejects, Four Brothers, Dead Man Walking, ANYTHING starring Mark Wahlberg (and I do mean ANYTHING!) Anything Tim Burton, anything Quentin Tarantino, anything John Hughes and lot's O' porn, Lesbian porn. ;)

Television:

Animal Planet, The History Channel, HGTV, CNN, Nick at Night, TBS, Lifetime and a bunch of other crap.

Books:

Valley of The Dolls, For Whom the Bell Tolls, A Farewell to Arms, Shakespeare, The Scarlett Letter, Jack Kerouac, War and Peace, The Necronomicon, The Malleus Maleficarum, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, anything that involves UFO's and Aliens, Revolver, Spin, Rolling Stone, Cosmo, Vogue, blaaablaaaa!

Heroes:

My kids!
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this pic of my Son
And LOVE, LOVE this pic of my Daughter!

Cindy Scull (my fuckin' HERO that girl!), Jessie Jessup, Mistress Carrie, Ayo, Hondo, Russ Martin and anyone who has been fortunate enough to actually make a living in radio. THEY ROCK! I loved my Metal Shop too, it was my hero as well.

My Blog

Job status and PHONE CALLS!!

I NEVER get phone calls. If my phone rings it is my mother. If I get a text message, chances are it is my kids. So I got another job and started this week. I now work 10pm-6am Monday thru Friday. I am...
Posted by Chan Chan CHANNING! on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:50:00 PST

Roadie

Isn't she the SHIT!?!?...
Posted by Chan Chan CHANNING! on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:08:00 PST

My Christmas gift to myself! Oh yeah, and 97.1 The Eagle.

Got myself a present!!!  I've been looking for a buddy to hang with "Rockstar".  May I introduced, "Roadie", She was born October 11, 2007 and yes, she is a boxer.  She will be a BIG GI...
Posted by Chan Chan CHANNING! on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:42:00 PST

Soooo sad

Granted, I have only been on the job for a short time and if you read my previous blog, you know that I have already seen a lot and I KNOW I will see a lot more as I go forward.  Today an elderly...
Posted by Chan Chan CHANNING! on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:56:00 PST

New job and all that jazz!!

Well, I've been at my new job for a couple of weeks and already I have seen some gnarly shit.  And of course, we've had to "put down" a few animals which really sucks.  :(  I've seen ev...
Posted by Chan Chan CHANNING! on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:44:00 PST

Going back to school!!

I've wanted to do this for YEARS but ended up with a career in radio.  Radio hasn't been kind.  When it's good, it's REAL GOOD.  When it's bad, well, it blows ass.  So I have decid...
Posted by Chan Chan CHANNING! on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 04:56:00 PST

An email I received earlier....

This was a GREAT email.  My self confidence has been in the dimpsy dumpster, my career is in limbo and my personal life blows ass.  (and NO, it has NOTHING to do with a Man, my life just isn...
Posted by Chan Chan CHANNING! on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:45:00 PST

Hmmmm....I can only rock IN THE SOUTH!?!?!

I get a CRAPPY response from a PD in the North East.  I was told "OMG, stay in the SOUTH, you are an embarrasment and an insult to my station".  Uhhhmmm...Holy crap.  As far as I know, ...
Posted by Chan Chan CHANNING! on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:08:00 PST

OH MY GOSH!?! Did I help name a baby?!?!

They might have thought of it, if they did, THEY ROCK!!  Brett Scallions and his wife, Abby Gennet welcomed their first child last Friday.  A month or so ago, I sent Brett an email and told ...
Posted by Chan Chan CHANNING! on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:38:00 PST

America is the FATTEST Nation on Earth?!!?!

America is the fattest country in the WORLD?!?!   I ran across this article while researching who the fattest nation on Earth.  I wanted to share it.  My two cents follow.  Th...
Posted by Chan Chan CHANNING! on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:09:00 PST