Clint Splattering (in Florida)

What's a gangsters favourite toy? A Yo-yo. Why did the can opener get kicked out of the emo gig? 'Cause he was trying to open up the pit. Why did the bin think he had done everything? 'Cause he'd BIN there done that. What did skunk lose his license? 'Cause he was stink driving. Why was the elephant so broke? 'Cause he had to pay so much stamp duty. Why did the pair of scissors and rollerblades get beat up by the bouncer? "cause they were cutting inline. Why did the condom fly out of the pub? 'Cause he was pissed off. Why was the beer dizzy? 'Cause it got bottled. Why did the fog not get the main part of the movie? 'Cause it MIST the audition. I have a livejournal www.livejournal.com/users/c_splattering Check out www.thegetawayplan.com or www.myspace.com/thegetawayplanrock